Trying to slice a batch of brownies while your toddler cries to be picked up, your dog barks to be let in and your baby monitor beeps to be recharged for a bake sale to raise money for dog sports team that won't even let you and your (other) dog race with them does feel like an exercise in futility

Cranking headache and someone just said good morning to me at the office and I have no idea who they are

If only there was a way to text your dog from the other room and say SHUT UP PEPPER I'M TRYING TO PUT THE BABY DOWN FOR A NAP

Automated Call from "NAB": "This is NOT a marketing call"

Sounds exactly like what a marketing caller would say!

Is there anything better than reading a book, drinking a cup of tea and eating chocolate late at night during a storm?

45.2 SOUTH KOREA (again)

The Vegetarian by Han Kang, translated by Deborah Smith

Read for #WITmonth years ago. Very strange and unsettling. But... in a good way?

Can relate to lots in this review by @tintededges.bsky.social
tintededges.com/2016/07/26/t...
#WomenInTranslation

The baby just launched herself off the change table and I caught her mid-air by the leg. Adrenaline through the roof.

Couldn't stay on Twitter, Threads is unusable, too much overlap on Insta so let's give this a go.