Surprised by how many people were triggered by this sign. I got kicked out of a farmers market and then later a man was tapping his jaw, saying “punch ME!” I asked if he was a nazi and he said “No! But I voted for trump so you think I am!”
Sorry, bro, grandpa didn’t teach me to punch morons.

One thing I love about being sober for almost four years (after not being sober for much longer) is that now I’m exquisitely sensitive to natural highs.