Tinman Inna Mask
@tinmanawi.bsky.social
Here to watch the world burn, but selective as to who I hand the matches to.
I've got some marshmallows though.
I've got some marshmallows though.
I really like this idea. There's at least one gun disassembly simulator out there. Something along the lines of that for cars, bicycles, etc might not be a silly idea.
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I really like this idea. There's at least one gun disassembly simulator out there. Something along the lines of that for cars, bicycles, etc might not be a silly idea.
You. Saw. Nothing.
Say it with me now...
"There was nothing to see"
Say it with me now...
"There was nothing to see"
December 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
You. Saw. Nothing.
Say it with me now...
"There was nothing to see"
Say it with me now...
"There was nothing to see"
Where's your car? I'm getting it toad.
December 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Where's your car? I'm getting it toad.
Source: am 40+ gym goer, who went from 70-80kg in two years, and am now facing the battle of the bulge to stay lean and fast.
December 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Source: am 40+ gym goer, who went from 70-80kg in two years, and am now facing the battle of the bulge to stay lean and fast.
If you're under about 35, then your metabolism will still be very catabolic. That age is best for running and other high speed activity.
Once you're in your late 30s, it'll slow down, to build muscle. And once you're in your 40s, you'll be hard pressed to keep weight off.
Once you're in your late 30s, it'll slow down, to build muscle. And once you're in your 40s, you'll be hard pressed to keep weight off.
December 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
If you're under about 35, then your metabolism will still be very catabolic. That age is best for running and other high speed activity.
Once you're in your late 30s, it'll slow down, to build muscle. And once you're in your 40s, you'll be hard pressed to keep weight off.
Once you're in your late 30s, it'll slow down, to build muscle. And once you're in your 40s, you'll be hard pressed to keep weight off.
Nurgulini would be delicious with a tomato and basil sauce...
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Nurgulini would be delicious with a tomato and basil sauce...
Completely agree. Instead we got Brad Pitt pretending to be Tom Cruise.
December 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Completely agree. Instead we got Brad Pitt pretending to be Tom Cruise.
I mean if I was getting a sleep in I'd brag about it, too
December 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I mean if I was getting a sleep in I'd brag about it, too
Wish I'd known that when I started. Mine has developed a taste for it, and has started refusing alternatives. Guess this is my life now.
I'm having a hard time keeping a fresh supply on hand, is a cheap tinned option available? Ideally free-range organic, but that's going to be hard to find.
I'm having a hard time keeping a fresh supply on hand, is a cheap tinned option available? Ideally free-range organic, but that's going to be hard to find.
December 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Wish I'd known that when I started. Mine has developed a taste for it, and has started refusing alternatives. Guess this is my life now.
I'm having a hard time keeping a fresh supply on hand, is a cheap tinned option available? Ideally free-range organic, but that's going to be hard to find.
I'm having a hard time keeping a fresh supply on hand, is a cheap tinned option available? Ideally free-range organic, but that's going to be hard to find.
There are an awful lot of ways to be regretfully alive, muses Tim, though the very matter which made up his form has long since broken down.
But bored is the worst.
But bored is the worst.
December 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
There are an awful lot of ways to be regretfully alive, muses Tim, though the very matter which made up his form has long since broken down.
But bored is the worst.
But bored is the worst.
Trump made it okay for them to express their hatred violently. For people who have been taught they're stuck on the second rung because of those on the first, that's a major selling point.
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Trump made it okay for them to express their hatred violently. For people who have been taught they're stuck on the second rung because of those on the first, that's a major selling point.
And Lictors were a type of guard in Roman times, I think. It's been a few years since I looked it up -
And nope, it was a Roman official. Close but no biomass
And nope, it was a Roman official. Close but no biomass
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
And Lictors were a type of guard in Roman times, I think. It's been a few years since I looked it up -
And nope, it was a Roman official. Close but no biomass
And nope, it was a Roman official. Close but no biomass
"Really? At last!"
<Beat>
<Another beat>
Soon-to-be-ex-wife: "... Hi Honey"
<Beat>
<Another beat>
Soon-to-be-ex-wife: "... Hi Honey"
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Really? At last!"
<Beat>
<Another beat>
Soon-to-be-ex-wife: "... Hi Honey"
<Beat>
<Another beat>
Soon-to-be-ex-wife: "... Hi Honey"
It's a very good app for including some additional bursts of pace into your running, an excellent way to gamify it.
Though I found those bits always coincided with hills, which was just cruel.
Though I found those bits always coincided with hills, which was just cruel.
December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It's a very good app for including some additional bursts of pace into your running, an excellent way to gamify it.
Though I found those bits always coincided with hills, which was just cruel.
Though I found those bits always coincided with hills, which was just cruel.
One might argue that the "back" in "turned back" is inaccurate.
December 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
One might argue that the "back" in "turned back" is inaccurate.
Yeah, nah, I am not putting my nuts anywhere near that
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Yeah, nah, I am not putting my nuts anywhere near that
Crush your abdomen in it's jaws, leading to fatal, slow internal bleeding.
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Crush your abdomen in it's jaws, leading to fatal, slow internal bleeding.
Step one: make sure people are desperate in order to make them forget who made them desperate once the check arrives.
For too many people, it'll work.
For too many people, it'll work.
December 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Step one: make sure people are desperate in order to make them forget who made them desperate once the check arrives.
For too many people, it'll work.
For too many people, it'll work.
Feels kind of like Gennaro in Jurassic Park... But maybe as a hero rather than a symbol for capitalism?
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Feels kind of like Gennaro in Jurassic Park... But maybe as a hero rather than a symbol for capitalism?
She probably knows. Come clean, you might have a useful ally to help keep you in that closet.
December 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
She probably knows. Come clean, you might have a useful ally to help keep you in that closet.
Retiring in three weeks, and she doesn't want problems from the left once she's living on her pension. She's being an opportunist, same as she always has.
December 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Retiring in three weeks, and she doesn't want problems from the left once she's living on her pension. She's being an opportunist, same as she always has.
Dude, I've got a dead grandmother who does more than them. Low bar.
Yes, they haven't made anything better, but she's made things a lot worse.
And I note the ad hominem attack and the whataboutism. You can do better.
MTG hasn't changed anything, except to benefit herself.
Yes, they haven't made anything better, but she's made things a lot worse.
And I note the ad hominem attack and the whataboutism. You can do better.
MTG hasn't changed anything, except to benefit herself.
December 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Dude, I've got a dead grandmother who does more than them. Low bar.
Yes, they haven't made anything better, but she's made things a lot worse.
And I note the ad hominem attack and the whataboutism. You can do better.
MTG hasn't changed anything, except to benefit herself.
Yes, they haven't made anything better, but she's made things a lot worse.
And I note the ad hominem attack and the whataboutism. You can do better.
MTG hasn't changed anything, except to benefit herself.
She's hedging her bets. If she was interested in taking a stand she wouldn't be retiring scant days after becoming eligible for a pension.
Risk versus reward, her reward has peaked so why risk more? She's trying to mend a bridge or two to make her retired life easier, but don't be fooled.
Risk versus reward, her reward has peaked so why risk more? She's trying to mend a bridge or two to make her retired life easier, but don't be fooled.
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
She's hedging her bets. If she was interested in taking a stand she wouldn't be retiring scant days after becoming eligible for a pension.
Risk versus reward, her reward has peaked so why risk more? She's trying to mend a bridge or two to make her retired life easier, but don't be fooled.
Risk versus reward, her reward has peaked so why risk more? She's trying to mend a bridge or two to make her retired life easier, but don't be fooled.
So, you need an external reference point?
Well, there's typically whole parties around this at New Year's, or the good old mistletoe hat...
Well, there's typically whole parties around this at New Year's, or the good old mistletoe hat...
December 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So, you need an external reference point?
Well, there's typically whole parties around this at New Year's, or the good old mistletoe hat...
Well, there's typically whole parties around this at New Year's, or the good old mistletoe hat...
She unzipped him
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
She unzipped him