Clever Patter
tinkledon.bsky.social
Clever Patter
@tinkledon.bsky.social
Sorcerer's apprentice...
December 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The Andrew formerly known as Prince
October 23, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Outliar
September 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Water based lube has that effect
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Be even less accountable
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Did he invent Rogaine?
August 16, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Big Rutabaga's huuge campaign donations paid off.
July 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I can unsee that :(
June 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Canada is recruiting
June 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Who?
April 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
That includes Americans traveling back to the US
March 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Body parts may soon fall off
March 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Tilde death do we part
March 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Who knew that face eating leopards would eat his face?
March 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Without my glasses I thought it was a toilet brush, which might be appropriate
March 8, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Some dogey characters
February 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Base ten is non-binary, and everyone is required to use Arabic numerals!
February 14, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Donald is their 'uncle'
January 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
5 cents per condom, you do the math.
January 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Will be printing up cards - "Our condolences to the current and future residents of hell"
January 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I've been using trumped for royally screwed up, particularly for word salads.
January 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Lead emissions were eliminated state by state over the years, and you can determine what order they went in by looking at decreases in crime rates, no matter what tough on crime policies went into effect.
January 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Now I am terrified by non front end squirrel bites!
January 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM