God what a handsome boy 😻

Me signing to my cat while (lovingly) slapping my dog’s side:

She’s got a meaty backseaty
Yes she does!
That’s where she stores her zoomies
Yes she does!

Me squeezing my dog’s thighs:

You got a meaty backseaty
Yes you do!
You got a meaty backseaty
Yes you do!
You got a meaty backseaty
Yes you do!

I have been talking about my dog’s meaty backseaty ever since! I’m even singing about it, and sharing my honkers bonkers little meaty backseaty songs with my besties just to share a giggle.