Nathan Hardwick
@tinfoilnat.bsky.social
Still here, still sarcastic.
BBC NewsJack / Breaking The News / ITV Signpost / NewsRevue / Runner Up Scriptwriters & Co International Festival (take note Netflix )
BBC NewsJack / Breaking The News / ITV Signpost / NewsRevue / Runner Up Scriptwriters & Co International Festival (take note Netflix )
M&S has launched ‘secret support’ pants for men. Economists are calling it the first sign of positive inflation.
#BTN #BTNRejects
#BTN #BTNRejects
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
M&S has launched ‘secret support’ pants for men. Economists are calling it the first sign of positive inflation.
#BTN #BTNRejects
#BTN #BTNRejects
Elon Musk says Scots live like Hobbits which is ironic, coming from a man who looks like Gollum if he was raised on deep-fried Mars Bars.
#BTN #BTNRejects
#BTN #BTNRejects
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Elon Musk says Scots live like Hobbits which is ironic, coming from a man who looks like Gollum if he was raised on deep-fried Mars Bars.
#BTN #BTNRejects
#BTN #BTNRejects
The North Sea oil field turns 50 this year and like most 50-year-olds, it’s leaking more than it used to.
#BTN #BTNRejects
#BTN #BTNRejects
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The North Sea oil field turns 50 this year and like most 50-year-olds, it’s leaking more than it used to.
#BTN #BTNRejects
#BTN #BTNRejects
My psychiatrist doesn’t believe in labels. But how else will I remember which jar is whose head.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My psychiatrist doesn’t believe in labels. But how else will I remember which jar is whose head.
Couple of shots of me doing a ‘Hitchcock’ cameo in Codebreakers
August 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Couple of shots of me doing a ‘Hitchcock’ cameo in Codebreakers
This weekend’s shooting on Codebreakers is going well
July 27, 2025 at 11:35 AM
This weekend’s shooting on Codebreakers is going well
A few more shots from Codebreakers… including the first glimpse of Max on the Speedmaster 3000
July 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
A few more shots from Codebreakers… including the first glimpse of Max on the Speedmaster 3000
A sneak peek from the first day of filming of Codebreakers - the mini spy sitcom I wrote for ITV Signpost
July 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
A sneak peek from the first day of filming of Codebreakers - the mini spy sitcom I wrote for ITV Signpost
Clean eating is great but dirty snacking’s where it’s really at.
June 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Clean eating is great but dirty snacking’s where it’s really at.
Up early and currently carpe-ing the shit out of this diem!
June 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Up early and currently carpe-ing the shit out of this diem!
Got myself an air conditioner. Didn’t compare models. Just screamed “cool me down” at the internet and pressed Pay Now.
June 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Got myself an air conditioner. Didn’t compare models. Just screamed “cool me down” at the internet and pressed Pay Now.
It’s so hot in my office I just blinked and lost a tablespoon of electrolytes.
June 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It’s so hot in my office I just blinked and lost a tablespoon of electrolytes.
Buzzing to say I’m writing a new mini-sitcom for ITV Signpost to help teach kids BSL. It’s got lo-fi spies, headmaster sabotage, and school chaos. Think: MI5 meets the lost property drawer.
June 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Buzzing to say I’m writing a new mini-sitcom for ITV Signpost to help teach kids BSL. It’s got lo-fi spies, headmaster sabotage, and school chaos. Think: MI5 meets the lost property drawer.
Got 5 projects on the go. None finished. All thriving in the “promising start, no follow-through” phase.
June 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Got 5 projects on the go. None finished. All thriving in the “promising start, no follow-through” phase.
Every time I sit down to finish something, another idea taps me on the shoulder with a better outfit.
June 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Every time I sit down to finish something, another idea taps me on the shoulder with a better outfit.
I have too many tabs open. In my browser, in my brain, and in my general approach to life.
June 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I have too many tabs open. In my browser, in my brain, and in my general approach to life.
No more avoiding cutting the hedge. It’s now blocking the Wi-Fi signal and scaring the dog.
June 1, 2025 at 8:17 AM
No more avoiding cutting the hedge. It’s now blocking the Wi-Fi signal and scaring the dog.
Sunny Saturday. Chips too hot to eat properly. Fingers covered in salt. Nothing to fix. No notes.
May 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Sunny Saturday. Chips too hot to eat properly. Fingers covered in salt. Nothing to fix. No notes.
Thanks for a great event @scriptsandco.bsky.social and super pleased that my daft Geordie tattoo sitcom won Runner Up!
May 12, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Thanks for a great event @scriptsandco.bsky.social and super pleased that my daft Geordie tattoo sitcom won Runner Up!
There’s something about sunshine that makes me think I can fix my life with a BBQ and a playlist.
May 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
There’s something about sunshine that makes me think I can fix my life with a BBQ and a playlist.
Train and hotel booked for the @scriptsandco.bsky.social festival and awards! Looking forward to it and meeting other writers. Also hoping Jett Black’s in with a chance to take the win 🤞🏼
May 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Train and hotel booked for the @scriptsandco.bsky.social festival and awards! Looking forward to it and meeting other writers. Also hoping Jett Black’s in with a chance to take the win 🤞🏼
It's sunny! Which always feels like a dare. Like, “Go on, make some plans. See what happens.”
May 2, 2025 at 8:51 AM
It's sunny! Which always feels like a dare. Like, “Go on, make some plans. See what happens.”
Spent the morning sorting the garden but the only thing that grows out there is resentment.
April 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Spent the morning sorting the garden but the only thing that grows out there is resentment.
There's no confident way to chase a ping-pong ball, only varying levels of dignity loss.
April 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
There's no confident way to chase a ping-pong ball, only varying levels of dignity loss.
Today we celebrate the miracle of me fitting 27 mini eggs into my mouth at once.
April 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Today we celebrate the miracle of me fitting 27 mini eggs into my mouth at once.