Sand and Bird are gonna send this corrupt public servant who let you off the hook straight to prison. The people demand accountability and justice and this must be what the they’re talking about and nothing else.

My life is the plot of Uncut Gems but I’m betting on podcast releases. I had a parlay on ill conceived and TWOAPW and I’m typing this in the trunk of a car. If Scott Benson isn’t a guest on either, I’ll lose my house.

Obvious money laundering issues aside, it is dreadful that “the future” is explicitly encouraged as a speculative asset now, especially with the existential threats of climate change and the rise of fascism.

Polymarket: Bet on your future, you might just get one!

Holy shit, Sand managed to get ‘Ttorney Tom’s endorsement? It’s fucking over for the party that elected the same governor and senator the most times in US history.

He makes JD Vance look like George Carlin

“What is a Woman” but as the answer to the sphinx’s riddle

There’s a reason the senate limited their war powers vote to just Venezuela, even though Trump has been talking about Greenland, Cuba, and Mexico a lot lately. Leaving those countries off the list seems like veiled approval at this point.

“Garnish” my wages? Like I get an orange slice with my paycheck?

The Brock Samson Option

Could be the same guy that monetized engagement on twitter after buying twitter knowing that engagement on twitter was driven by bots. So where did that money go?That could just be my human pattern recognition talking…

There have been polymarket bets on the number of Elon Musk tweets today. Take a guess the one person who knows best how many tweets Elon Musk might make in a day. Is it the same guy who owns twitter? It’s just money laundering, full stop.

I am also judging those who type “illegal” or “rule of law” on the internet to describe what happened this morning. Until all responsible are held accountable, it IS legal, that’s the problem!

Anyone thinking of typing "illegal" or "rule of law" on the internet about this should just watch or copy/paste the "Chicanery" monologue from Better Call Saul and save themselves the time.

Uh, unrelated, I have a suggestion for what TWOAPW should cover next...