Some days: I really wonder how I got to be the way I am. Other days: I watch my dad do things like visit 3 stores and then online research garage door keypads for another 45 minutes before deciding the one he saw at the 2nd store would’ve be good enough 🤷🏻‍♀️

Me, trying not to swear in front of child when stubbing toe: fuuudge
Almost 4yo: you mean fucking shit? you can say fucking shit you’re a grownup
Me: 😬