-practicing holding my breath so it’s more convincing-
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
-practicing holding my breath so it’s more convincing-
Someone on TikTok yesterday was saying someone offered her money to just lay on the floor like she was dead and record it for 5 mins and I’m like where are these opportunities in my life?
December 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Someone on TikTok yesterday was saying someone offered her money to just lay on the floor like she was dead and record it for 5 mins and I’m like where are these opportunities in my life?
If you become a twink I’m addressing you as “Twink Glenn” forever.
December 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If you become a twink I’m addressing you as “Twink Glenn” forever.
What happens if we feed you after midnight?
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
What happens if we feed you after midnight?
I’m leaving right now
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m leaving right now
Jennifer Connelly is perfection in human form.
November 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Jennifer Connelly is perfection in human form.
Gotta turn it into a meaty tuck then 🤷♂️
October 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Gotta turn it into a meaty tuck then 🤷♂️
I sold a Victini card shortly after buying a PS5 disc edition. It’s basically like I didn’t even spend any money on it.
September 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I sold a Victini card shortly after buying a PS5 disc edition. It’s basically like I didn’t even spend any money on it.