I have no idea what i did for this targeted ad, but thank you for creeping me the fuck out, ebay.

The Vincentian order's mission of serving the poor and marginalized is being served well this summer by DePaul University sponsoring... a NASCAR car? How many phone calls am I going to get from my alma mater asking for donations this year? With all due respect, eat my shorts.

I should be going to sleep, but this is what I'm doing instead