TimTam🍫
@timtam.bsky.social
BlueSkys favorite talking candy bar 🍫. I went viral once on the bird app I swear.
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Not gonna lie, thinking about how this kid was on Jimmy Fallon and is probably making more money, while 7 years old, then I'll make this entire year....well the bullet is looking awful tasty
December 4, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Not gonna lie, thinking about how this kid was on Jimmy Fallon and is probably making more money, while 7 years old, then I'll make this entire year....well the bullet is looking awful tasty
When the car beers turned into being woken up from your side of the road nap
November 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
When the car beers turned into being woken up from your side of the road nap
Teenage boys after beating their meat for the first time
September 15, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Teenage boys after beating their meat for the first time
Me looking down at my plate of food
August 30, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Me looking down at my plate of food
Me and my GF the second after we say we need to save money
August 29, 2023 at 3:51 PM
Me and my GF the second after we say we need to save money
Looking at alcohol online be like
August 28, 2023 at 4:02 PM
Looking at alcohol online be like
This is my spirit animal
August 22, 2023 at 4:43 PM
This is my spirit animal
"It's not the temperature, it's the humidity that gets ya"
Me
Me
August 3, 2023 at 3:39 PM
"It's not the temperature, it's the humidity that gets ya"
Me
Me
Me: can I have a water cup?
Restaurant employee:
Restaurant employee:
July 30, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Me: can I have a water cup?
Restaurant employee:
Restaurant employee:
Family: who's ready for the annual thanksgiving 5k?!
*Me after eating 2 sleeves of Hawaiian rolls
*Me after eating 2 sleeves of Hawaiian rolls
July 25, 2023 at 8:00 PM
Family: who's ready for the annual thanksgiving 5k?!
*Me after eating 2 sleeves of Hawaiian rolls
*Me after eating 2 sleeves of Hawaiian rolls
People who use natural deodorant
July 23, 2023 at 4:53 PM
People who use natural deodorant
When you have to park in the back of the Costco parking lot
July 22, 2023 at 8:50 PM
When you have to park in the back of the Costco parking lot
How it feels knowing you can never know it was a no wiper without wiping
July 21, 2023 at 3:24 PM
How it feels knowing you can never know it was a no wiper without wiping
Do NOT use the squaty potty if you have not been properly trained
July 15, 2023 at 3:53 PM
Do NOT use the squaty potty if you have not been properly trained
If you are getting the olives snack packs.... seek help
July 15, 2023 at 2:30 AM
If you are getting the olives snack packs.... seek help
🎵🎶Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dust, Lord have mercy I'm bout to bust🎶🎵
July 13, 2023 at 11:31 PM
🎵🎶Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dust, Lord have mercy I'm bout to bust🎶🎵
The Wonka bars secret ingredient is cum
July 13, 2023 at 11:24 PM
The Wonka bars secret ingredient is cum
Whole new meaning to chocolate with nuts
July 13, 2023 at 11:24 PM
Whole new meaning to chocolate with nuts
Me tweeting, skeeting, spouting off and creating a thread at the same time
July 11, 2023 at 3:24 PM
Me tweeting, skeeting, spouting off and creating a thread at the same time
This is for all you Yellowjackets fans out there
July 10, 2023 at 4:50 AM
This is for all you Yellowjackets fans out there
Hey y'all do the thing and follow me on threads so I can feel something again
July 9, 2023 at 6:08 PM
Hey y'all do the thing and follow me on threads so I can feel something again
