We seem to have forgotten how cool min van doors are.

Has anyone ever tried to make coffee with other beans? I mean, what’s stopping you from roasting some pinto and brewing up a hot pot?

Life’s a funny thing. One second you’re listening to eleventyseven while learning how to kick flip outside your middle school then you blink and you’re at Home Depot looking for a tub spout diverter repair kit while listening to eleventyseven.

Some people think Al Gore didn’t invent the internet but then turn around and live as a slave to the Al-Gore-ithm.

You should do your own research. But if your conclusions oppose those of people who have spent their life researching that subject then you should accept the fact that you probably don’t have all the information.

What do you think would happen if you put hot sauce in a humidifier?

I’m going to start a business called Party City.

If 30 years ago we framed the climate crisis as an issue that would topple insurance companies due to an increase in claims from catastrophic damage overburdening the law of averages and in turn eating into corporate profits then we probably wouldn’t have the problem today. Gotta know your audience.

I don’t trust people that leave reviews online.

Nintendo DS bottom screen walked so iPhone could run.

Wicked is just a fan fiction that we let go too far.