On a flight. The lady in front of me has been watching these three dudes talking for like six hours straight. It’s driving me crazy. What could they possibly be talking about for six hours? Does anyone know who they are?

Two captains.
One destiny.
(And that destiny is the utter obliteration of my bank account.)
#startrek

Join me in celebrating Thanksgiving with beloved Star Trek character Laxeth.

@jeffcannata.bsky.social @davechen.bsky.social @devindra.bsky.social The first time at any point, in any year, that I’ve overtaken all of you. This will not last, for nothing in this world lasts. But today, in this shining moment, I am a champion.

My gift to you: The TTD on this Bluesky post is 45 seconds.

January 13. “Yaaaaaay brother! Gonna eat all the fruit, and throw away the riiiiind!” My wife is delighted to have Brother Adam’s nipples on display in our kitchen today. Today I learned the actor, Charles Napier, was Murdock in Rambo! What range!

January 11th and 12th. So sorry to deny you a full weekend of fake Sarek, father of nearly all Star Trek characters, per Star Trek Discovery. Hope you had an incredible weekend my beautiful friends.

January 10th! Will we ever see the Kelvin crew again? I suspect not. It’s been nine years since the last one and the characters have been re-rebooted on SNW. It was a stellar cast though. Hmmmmm… Pine is almost as old as Shatner in TMP… maybe let them do a V’Ger story?

Deep Space January 9th! For many fans, this is the best Star Trek. For me, it’s, well, here’s the list:

TOS
TNG
DS9
SNW
LD
VOY
PROD
ENT
PIC
TAS
DISCO

Jan 8th. For most of the people in my life, I’m the one who knows the most about Star Trek. I wear this mantle with pride. But I’ll freely admit when I don’t know something, such as “Shran’s first name is Thy’lek.” I’m confident no one else on the planet, including Jeffrey Combs, knew this either.

January 7th! Speaking of romance, find someone who lurches over you like Ruk lurches over Jim Kirk. He must smell incredible. Kirk, I mean. Ruk smells like soot.

Jan 6! DS9 portrayed so many great romances. Rom & Leeta, Worf & Jadzia, Ezri & Julian, Julian & Garak, Kira & Odo, Odo & Quark, Ben & Kasidy, Jake & Nog, Keiko & Miles, Miles & Julian, Damar & Weyoun, Weyoun & Weyoun, Vic Fontaine and a pile of isolinear chips; the list goes on and on.

Jan 4! And 5! Discovery ended last year too. Remember when they shaved that Klingon’s bones to turn him into a human? Without anesthetic? And they showed it? Yeah, not my Star Trek. But Sonequa was never the problem; she’s a powerhouse actor who rose above the material every time.

January 3rd! Sadly, Lower Decks aired its series finale last month. In five seasons, it went from something nobody thought they wanted to a beloved cornerstone of the Star Trek franchise. Adore all these characters. We will see them again, right @mikemcmahan.bsky.social?

January 2nd! Before Venom, Max, and Bane, Tom Hardy was Shinzon, one broken nose away from a perfect clone of Jean-Luc Picard. As the story goes, the failure of “Star Trek Nemesis” (which opened second to “Maid in Manhattan”) drove Hardy to booze and crack, as it did much of the audience.

Hey! It’s the 2025 Star Trek page-a-day calendar! Here we see they have the secured the rights to Picard season 3, a season I adored, as its primary purpose was to undo the character and story damage caused by the TNG movies and Picard seasons 1 and 2. Resurrect James T. Kirk? Why yes, thank you.

It’s a Christmas miracle, courtesy of the fine people at Triscuit. #triscuit #startrek #miracles

I’ve run the numbers folks and I’m excited to announce that the Cleveland Browns are well-positioned to win the AFC North. This is totally doable and I’m sure all the teams who need to utterly collapse will do so.

Joining me here is Bucephalus the poodle, Bucey for short. Bucey’s interests include both receiving and requesting attention.