Happy birthday Jesus, hope your plot works next time

God news everyone

Loads of nearly new Dacia Springs just landed at work… £2k off list with delivery miles on. I'll have to try one at some point…

Thinking about this a lot this morning

Your hot hatch is only cool if it has a water tank in the boot so it can spray a cooling salve into the intercooler when you’re ragging it. Updated GR Yaris really has GT3RS levels of competition specialness. #gryaris

What an icon

I look forward to the witty comments of “it’s not a Capri”

The sun came out at the weekend and it was almost enough to block out the newfound sense of global dread. I love motorbikes

I have to drive quite far in this tonight and I can’t frickin wait

First bike launch of the year - it’s the Tiger Sport 800 and it’s very yellow. New 800 triple engine with 115hp and magic torque fairies

Nice to be back in print (on the same page as the namesake of one of my kids)

My job has some pleasant parts. Spending a week with a Skoda Superb that’s been modded to have 477 horsepower is definitely one of them. Epic thing. Thrill* your dog in style

*maybe

First post might as well be of a tank, under which sits a war memorial with an awful grammatical error