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larry david at a bikini barista: *clicks tongue* this isn’t quite what i ordered
January 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
larry david at a bikini barista: *clicks tongue* this isn’t quite what i ordered
el ron hubbárd
December 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
el ron hubbárd
the first pool after an anal drought is UNMATCHED
December 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the first pool after an anal drought is UNMATCHED
i swear, if everyone at my highschool reunion got top surgery…
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
i swear, if everyone at my highschool reunion got top surgery…
is anyone still pretending that mo bamba was better than sicko mode?
December 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
is anyone still pretending that mo bamba was better than sicko mode?
in heaven, you don’t have to douche before bottoming
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
in heaven, you don’t have to douche before bottoming
people who live in a world class metropolis when a 1% tax increase on something they’ve never purchased before is being talked about: THIS IS THEFT!!!!
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
people who live in a world class metropolis when a 1% tax increase on something they’ve never purchased before is being talked about: THIS IS THEFT!!!!
will trips to mars have a “space mall” inflight magazine?
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
will trips to mars have a “space mall” inflight magazine?
whenever i buy a mcchicken, i think of that video where some guy put his dick in one
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
whenever i buy a mcchicken, i think of that video where some guy put his dick in one
why do the english try so damn hard?
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
why do the english try so damn hard?
i be pitting llms against each other. “grok said what?? imma let it know how you feel bro”
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
i be pitting llms against each other. “grok said what?? imma let it know how you feel bro”
calling dominoes for the 6th time in one night: i need you…
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
calling dominoes for the 6th time in one night: i need you…
12 inch sub? ok, when?
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
12 inch sub? ok, when?
god texting the pope new commandments like: i don’t know, am i getting the right message across? 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
god texting the pope new commandments like: i don’t know, am i getting the right message across? 🤔
going to aa to fulfill my coffee addiction
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
going to aa to fulfill my coffee addiction
i send my mom memes i know she won’t find funny
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i send my mom memes i know she won’t find funny
smash burger? ok when?
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
smash burger? ok when?
me: *passing slower traffic, going 65*
some car going 90, five miles behind: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
some car going 90, five miles behind: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
me: *passing slower traffic, going 65*
some car going 90, five miles behind: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
some car going 90, five miles behind: WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
we already have lab grown meat, it’s called a fetus
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
we already have lab grown meat, it’s called a fetus
thomas aquinas really was a contrarian
November 12, 2025 at 5:33 PM
thomas aquinas really was a contrarian
kid watching 9/11 videos: so that’s why we take our shoes off
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
kid watching 9/11 videos: so that’s why we take our shoes off
man hating lesbian walks into a gay bar
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
man hating lesbian walks into a gay bar
comedians either die young or live long enough to be cast in a show where they’re the only one who knows what black coffee is
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
comedians either die young or live long enough to be cast in a show where they’re the only one who knows what black coffee is