Tim Poultney
@timpoultney.bsky.social
Award-Winning Writer in Deepest Darkest Dorset (🦢)
Ever have one of those days?
November 20, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Ever have one of those days?
This was a good thing to do at midnight on Halloween. No lost sleep, nope, none at all. Thanks @dannyrobins.bsky.social
A really interesting case though, in all seriousness. I'd definitely heard of attached houses sharing activity but a whole street? There have to be more out there...
#Uncanny
A really interesting case though, in all seriousness. I'd definitely heard of attached houses sharing activity but a whole street? There have to be more out there...
#Uncanny
November 1, 2025 at 10:43 AM
This was a good thing to do at midnight on Halloween. No lost sleep, nope, none at all. Thanks @dannyrobins.bsky.social
A really interesting case though, in all seriousness. I'd definitely heard of attached houses sharing activity but a whole street? There have to be more out there...
#Uncanny
A really interesting case though, in all seriousness. I'd definitely heard of attached houses sharing activity but a whole street? There have to be more out there...
#Uncanny
That's a pity (cit-ay!!)
October 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
That's a pity (cit-ay!!)
Would you say Nick from 4 is ghoul-adjacent if we follow the logic that The Terminator (T800) is skeleton-adjacent?
September 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Would you say Nick from 4 is ghoul-adjacent if we follow the logic that The Terminator (T800) is skeleton-adjacent?
Hey Tim, a fellow Tim here with a great deal for you on a bridge I've come into recent ownership of.
September 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hey Tim, a fellow Tim here with a great deal for you on a bridge I've come into recent ownership of.
I genuinely love Alessos and Pras; A giant spider rolls into Theros and this hyperactive kid goes "all it needs is a name, some training and a few bangles" and everyone was just into it.
September 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I genuinely love Alessos and Pras; A giant spider rolls into Theros and this hyperactive kid goes "all it needs is a name, some training and a few bangles" and everyone was just into it.
just picked this up at the neighborhood lending library, this can't be a real person shut up no
(very excited to read this btw)
(very excited to read this btw)
August 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
just picked this up at the neighborhood lending library, this can't be a real person shut up no
(very excited to read this btw)
(very excited to read this btw)
Every time I see Special Week, I can't help but think of Special Patrol Group from The Young Ones...
July 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Every time I see Special Week, I can't help but think of Special Patrol Group from The Young Ones...
"Dude just turn heel like me!"
"Don't you think I'm a heel?!"
"Don't you think I'm a heel?!"
July 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"Dude just turn heel like me!"
"Don't you think I'm a heel?!"
"Don't you think I'm a heel?!"
Kids love puppets!
July 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Kids love puppets!
...oh no, it's actually worse than I was joking about.
June 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
...oh no, it's actually worse than I was joking about.
Punk to AJ when he gets his share of the Saudi Oil:
June 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Punk to AJ when he gets his share of the Saudi Oil:
Resting Demon Face runs in the family then?
June 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Resting Demon Face runs in the family then?
I'm genuinely offended that no company has ever done a poster/promo like the Byker Grove intro. Iconic.
June 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'm genuinely offended that no company has ever done a poster/promo like the Byker Grove intro. Iconic.
...times have been tough for this ex-prime minister of late.
May 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
...times have been tough for this ex-prime minister of late.
Alright, fine, I'm *that* gauche...
May 14, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Alright, fine, I'm *that* gauche...
