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Tim Paraxade
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I fix shrimp by day, I make 3D models by night | Any pronouns | 🇫🇷 / 🇬🇧 | Crypto is a no-no
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This is proof that you can be a precision tool and still be funny.
A steel try square from German tool supplier Würth, gifted to me by my workplace. On the longer side of it is engraved the Würth logo ; left of that, the article code "Art. 0715 766 075" ; above it, the tolerance standard this tool was made to follow (DIN 875/2 in this case), next to which the mention "XD", proof that you can be a precision tool and still be funny.
November 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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So apparently bisexual people are visible today
September 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I'm def excited to see what it'll be!
July 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Oh, and for those who didn't find the GIF itself scary, have fun with the sound added to it!
July 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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If you see this, post an OC wearing glasses! 👓
Lyn and Esperanza wouldn't see much of anything else than a blur without their glasses. Technically, Skiá should too, but she refuses too, pretending that it makes her look old.
An illustration of Lyn Blendende, my Danish rune translator OC, having a walk while smoking her pipe. She wears a white skirt suit with a black shirt, a charcoal pantyhose and a pair of silver high-heel shoes, all of which cover the tattoos she wears on her arms, thighs and back. Her electric blue hair is left loose and unkempt with a big hair spike to protrude from the top of her head and her sidelocks partly covering her ears, her golden eyes are framed between a pair of silver rectangular-framed glasses, and her lips are slightly puckered to let out a puff of smoke from the ornate wooden pipe she holds in her left hand, while supporting her left elbow with her right hand (and slightly, albeit involuntarily, propping up her chest in the process). Lyn is anisometropic, so her glasses, while costly to make due to her needing a different lens for each eye, are necessary, lest she find herself seeing the world in two flavors of blurry. An illustration of Esperanza Crecienterca, one of my Spanish knightess OCs (yes, I have several of them), standing at the ready. She wears a set of plate armor, but only the steel wedge-heel sabatons, the gold-accented steel gauntlets and the neck of the chestplate of said armor are visible, the rest obscured by a hooded cloak, white but mostly covered in charcoal lamellae, with the chest area covered in silver scales, a set of golden belts holding the waist area, and a necklace-like arrangement of gold rings circling her neck. She has a short head of brownish gray hair, an aquiline nose, and a pair of sharp, blue-gray eyes shielded by a pair of black, semi-rimless, rectangular-ish-framed glasses. In her right hand, she holds a spectral scythe by one of its handles, a scythe made of a singular piece of bluish, silver-like metal, with claw-like serrations at the back of the blade. her left hand rests on the pommel of a richly decorated gladius, attached to a blue belt going around her waist. Esperanza is SEVERELY near-sighted, to the point where she literally couldn't see past her nose without her glasses. And she's nyctalopic to boot, meaning her night vision is lower than average. An illustration of Skiá Tzogadóros, my Greek priestess OC, flipping a coin. She wears a mesh top covered by a literal breastplate (as in an armored bra, this one with a green band and red cups with a black vertical line running through them) with a pair of wrist-length white sleeves sewn to the shoulder straps, decorated with a yellow stripe framed by two red ones at shoulder level and a black hem preceded by a red stripe at wrist level, a loincloth made of a green piece hemmed by two yellow stripes covering most of her pelvic area and her thighs, and a black, hand-wide, thigh-long strip covering the front (all held by a small red cloth belt), and a pair of red knee-high boots with white toe cups and soles. Her brass eyes are framed by the uneven bangs of her red hair, attached in a ponytail by a green scrunchie. The coin she flips with her right hand is an Athenian silver tetradrachm from the 5th century BCE, with Athena's head on one side (as pictured) and the owl symbolizing her (as well as the letters AOE) on the other. Skiá has primary aphakia (meaning she was born without lenses in her eyes, resulting in her being severely far-sighted and unable to filter out near-ultraviolet light, which appears to her as a deep yet vibrant purple), but despises wearing her glasses because she thinks they make her look old (she is VERY touchy about her age).
May 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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So chkdsk somehow blue-screened on me, and this put the mother of all fears in me because this in turn was causing a file system issue thst prevented me from booting Windows.
Thank the heavens this lil' drive is always along for the ride.
A USB drive from PC Specialist (complete with the company's logo engraved on it) with a wooden FDJ keyring attached to it (FDJ stands "Française Des Jeux", France's main organization for regulating lotteries and gambling in general). My left hand in a thumbs-up pose is in the lower-left corner of the picture. This thing has proven a lifesaver and a half time and time again, and today was no exception.
May 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Having a Wild Time In My Ass.

(artwork courtesy of nataliewood00 on Twitter: x.com/nataliewood0...)
A two-panel comic of Tarzan and Sora as seen in in Kingdom Hearts. The first panel shows a smiling Tarzan telling Sora "Tarzan teach you to jump! You simply hop, a little, but go higher! Afterwards, Tarzan teach you Advanced Calculus!". The second panel shows Sora perplexed, wordless, and lost in diverse thoughts: the geometry of the Kingdom Hearts logo, the numerical suffixes of various KH games (1, 1.5, 2, 2.5, 2.8, 0.2, 3) adding up to 13, among other equations (kh = 1.5 + 2.5 ; Trinity Mark = S + D + G ; Keyblade = kh...). One of the biggest laughs I've ever had from a video from the Super Gaming Bros., I definitely recommend watching their Kingdom Hearts playthrough if'n you haven't watched it yet. Tarzan's two lines are courtesy of Elliot and Matt respectively during their trek through Deep Jungle: https://youtu.be/EYGAZ5T1KDs?si=V-MhHB2EhB1dyT9U&t=601
April 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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April 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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yeet haw
An American sandwich with tomatoes, salad, fries, and sausages. This was at least 15 centimeters across, and I could barely manage to eat half of it.
March 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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🤪
February 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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NOW do you believe me when I say my accent is a Creature of Chaos?
The result of an attempt at having BoldVoice's Accent Oracle guess my accent. According to it, my accent is 85% French, 8% English and 3% Spanish. The result of an attempt at having BoldVoice's Accent Oracle guess my accent. According to it, my accent is 50% English, 21% Arabic and 11% Spanish. The result of an attempt at having BoldVoice's Accent Oracle guess my accent. According to it, my accent is 98% Japanese and 2% French. The result of an attempt at having BoldVoice's Accent Oracle guess my accent. According to it, my accent is 34% Swedish, 25% French and 24% English.
December 31, 2024 at 10:33 AM
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IT ME
December 26, 2024 at 12:35 AM
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Tinie Novelite?
A bottle cork with eyes (3 in the front, 3 in the back). Prolly a tinie Novelite.
November 22, 2024 at 12:13 PM
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BIRBMAN
November 20, 2024 at 7:50 AM
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Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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Keep the chain, post a favorite character

Eureka from Eureka seveN

Imma tag @bbdarkroast.bsky.social, @fernal-red.bsky.social, @akairiot.com, @ravagaard.bsky.social, @mayuzane.bsky.social
October 26, 2024 at 12:43 PM
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Averse, I love you. I really do. But could you pretty please refrain from parking your cloud on my town?
My house's front door, with a cloud parked on it (and the whole town).
October 22, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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Considering the latest update to that hellsite's ToS, I strongly suggest you do.
October 17, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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Photo I took last I went to groceries
Bro looks like a festive placoderm
October 14, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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🐑🦶
September 23, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #502,254 apparently?
September 17, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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I so need the matching cup
A highly florally decorated, wooden spoon (slightly bigger than a tablespoon).
August 19, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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Mof
A white satin moth on a metallic red wall. Very fluffy.
July 31, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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I could go for some fava beans rn
A thick bottle of Chianti
July 25, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Throwback to a old render I did of Raibo, Dynja's kanabō! Happy BirthDay @akairiot.com!
Raibo, a kanabō in many shades of blue, with several bolts of lightning coursing from spike to spike. A cloudy night sky can be seen in the background. This belongs to Dynja, AkaiRiot's lightning elemental OC, a fittingly temperamental lady.
July 19, 2024 at 5:34 PM