Timothy Shamey
@timothyshamey.bsky.social
New Yorker on the West Coast. Artist, husband & father to the world’s best pets. Illustrator for MAD Magazine for 25+ years. Disgusted that my fellow Americans voted to kill Democracy… again. #Resist
Stop being so unreasonable. The MTA hasn’t had enough time to figure out how to drain water when it falls from the sky or when the sun melts the black snow. A boost in fares might help, but probably not. Therefore, climb out of the station & catch a free bus… with everyone else stranded w/ you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Stop being so unreasonable. The MTA hasn’t had enough time to figure out how to drain water when it falls from the sky or when the sun melts the black snow. A boost in fares might help, but probably not. Therefore, climb out of the station & catch a free bus… with everyone else stranded w/ you.
Can Chachi be far behind?
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Can Chachi be far behind?
The Republican Party are all pig fuckers.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The Republican Party are all pig fuckers.
FUCK. THAT. GUY.
November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
FUCK. THAT. GUY.
Well, there’s people in this world that get it & people that don’t. I find it odd that he obsessed about Steely Dan & wailed so hard on them. There’s plenty of popular bands that I don’t like… I just don’t listen to them & don’t try to convert fans to non-fans & my frustration stays at 0.
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Well, there’s people in this world that get it & people that don’t. I find it odd that he obsessed about Steely Dan & wailed so hard on them. There’s plenty of popular bands that I don’t like… I just don’t listen to them & don’t try to convert fans to non-fans & my frustration stays at 0.
Fuck Mike Johnson every day for the rest of his wretched life. #FuckMikeJohnson
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Fuck Mike Johnson every day for the rest of his wretched life. #FuckMikeJohnson
OMG, I’m so furious!
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
OMG, I’m so furious!
WT ever-lovin’ F?!
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
WT ever-lovin’ F?!
This is an ear after it was bitten. Yes, bitten by Mike Tyson, but c’mon!
November 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
This is an ear after it was bitten. Yes, bitten by Mike Tyson, but c’mon!
Sure looks greazy, though.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sure looks greazy, though.
I loved The Goodies. Our PBS channel ran it when I was growing up. My favorite episode is “Kung Fu Kapers”
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I loved The Goodies. Our PBS channel ran it when I was growing up. My favorite episode is “Kung Fu Kapers”
I can’t wait for ‘Traitor Night’ at ‘Felony Field’!
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I can’t wait for ‘Traitor Night’ at ‘Felony Field’!
I talk to the crows… ask them how they are & what they’re up to. I also wave to the passing murders & bid them “Goodnight!” when they fly home to roost at night.
November 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I talk to the crows… ask them how they are & what they’re up to. I also wave to the passing murders & bid them “Goodnight!” when they fly home to roost at night.
I can’t even tell you the last time I went into a Target. Permanent boycott for me.
November 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I can’t even tell you the last time I went into a Target. Permanent boycott for me.
My first thought is that he should be buried in styrofoam like old school McDonald’s packaging.
November 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
My first thought is that he should be buried in styrofoam like old school McDonald’s packaging.
If this is not a big enough incentive for all Democrats to get off their collective asses & vote in every damn election they can, I don’t know what is.
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
If this is not a big enough incentive for all Democrats to get off their collective asses & vote in every damn election they can, I don’t know what is.
“Stop staring at my cloaca!”
November 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
“Stop staring at my cloaca!”
How can I like this post multiple times?
November 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
How can I like this post multiple times?
My takeaway: 37% of my fellow Americans are mentally ill.
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My takeaway: 37% of my fellow Americans are mentally ill.
Up is down, in is out, the sky is green & Trump is a lying, traitorous, Nazi, felon, racist, rapist, pedophile, thieving, hypocrite shitbag. #FuckTrump
November 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Up is down, in is out, the sky is green & Trump is a lying, traitorous, Nazi, felon, racist, rapist, pedophile, thieving, hypocrite shitbag. #FuckTrump
Well, der! There’s a lot of people that don’t want a pedophile in the Oval Office.
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Well, der! There’s a lot of people that don’t want a pedophile in the Oval Office.