Timothy Cornell
@timothycornell.bsky.social
Boston litigator, free speech, False Claims Act and securities enthusiast
Aurora borealis behind my house tonight.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Aurora borealis behind my house tonight.
He will live near Woburn, Mass.
October 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
He will live near Woburn, Mass.
Trump skipped the handshake photo at the ASEAN conference this year so he wouldn’t have to pass the IQ test.
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Trump skipped the handshake photo at the ASEAN conference this year so he wouldn’t have to pass the IQ test.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November. (I swear this was completely random.)
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful November. (I swear this was completely random.)
As president of the Lincoln Quotation Foundation, I declare that the quote below is fake and also copyrighted. I am reserving all legal options.
October 24, 2025 at 11:21 AM
As president of the Lincoln Quotation Foundation, I declare that the quote below is fake and also copyrighted. I am reserving all legal options.
I went to the Rockland, Maine protest and met a pal.
October 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I went to the Rockland, Maine protest and met a pal.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
Looks like it’s 1).
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Looks like it’s 1).
If you see this, post a bridge.
September 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
If you see this, post a bridge.
Trump’s Treasury Secretary was funded by Soros.
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Trump’s Treasury Secretary was funded by Soros.
Dartmouth is the same way. Leon Black donated the $500 million art building and its right there on campus and there he is at the top of Epstein’s birthday list.
September 9, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dartmouth is the same way. Leon Black donated the $500 million art building and its right there on campus and there he is at the top of Epstein’s birthday list.
Post Mills, Vt. Labor Day Parade.
September 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Post Mills, Vt. Labor Day Parade.
Guaranteed, he’ll try this stunt at some point.
August 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Guaranteed, he’ll try this stunt at some point.
Certain resemblance.
August 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Certain resemblance.
Came across this today in downtown Boston.
August 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Came across this today in downtown Boston.
Times’ understated sarcasm.
August 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Times’ understated sarcasm.
Look at the poor Oval Office:
August 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Look at the poor Oval Office:
The White House itself is only 55,000 square feet.
August 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The White House itself is only 55,000 square feet.
The White House itself is only 55,000 square feet.
August 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The White House itself is only 55,000 square feet.
Hate to tell you, but….
July 22, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Hate to tell you, but….