Tim Roberts
@timothyalanroberts.bsky.social
Outspoken asexual. 🖤🩶🤍💜
I love Furby’s, bizarro liminal nonsense, unhinged memes, and supporting & motivating humanity to be happy, healthy, and successful. 😁
I love Furby’s, bizarro liminal nonsense, unhinged memes, and supporting & motivating humanity to be happy, healthy, and successful. 😁
Bart! You are so loved!
July 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Bart! You are so loved!
Banana Peppers!
July 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Banana Peppers!
Just a lil meme dump for those interested. 🐸🤡😊☺️
July 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just a lil meme dump for those interested. 🐸🤡😊☺️
June 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Bart! He’ll be 18 this year.
June 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Bart! He’ll be 18 this year.
Take a moment to admire the ambience of the world around you; the rustling of the trees & bird chirping, children playing, and the sounds of distant planes and cars. Beyond all your stressors is a beautiful stillness.
June 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Take a moment to admire the ambience of the world around you; the rustling of the trees & bird chirping, children playing, and the sounds of distant planes and cars. Beyond all your stressors is a beautiful stillness.
#PestControl tips that don’t actually harm any insects! If you see these small tags on your home, they’re made by wasps scouting the area for potential nesting sites. Remove them from your home if you see them so wasps don’t build a nest there.
May 29, 2025 at 2:44 PM
#PestControl tips that don’t actually harm any insects! If you see these small tags on your home, they’re made by wasps scouting the area for potential nesting sites. Remove them from your home if you see them so wasps don’t build a nest there.
Bart! My sweet old man.
May 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Bart! My sweet old man.
Finally nice enough to have breakfast outside!
May 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Finally nice enough to have breakfast outside!
Fancy plating makes all meals more appetizing. Japanese Barbecue chicken tenderloin on $2 boxed mac. I topped with basil for garnish because I didn’t have parsley.
May 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fancy plating makes all meals more appetizing. Japanese Barbecue chicken tenderloin on $2 boxed mac. I topped with basil for garnish because I didn’t have parsley.
Another day, another garden frog.
May 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Another day, another garden frog.
I made cinnamon rolls over the weekend, drenched in heavy cream, topped with a brown sugar caramel sauce and the cream topping. It was so heavy I just had to know how “nutritious” it was. #mealtracking #caloriecouning
I had four out of the oven.
I had four out of the oven.
May 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I made cinnamon rolls over the weekend, drenched in heavy cream, topped with a brown sugar caramel sauce and the cream topping. It was so heavy I just had to know how “nutritious” it was. #mealtracking #caloriecouning
I had four out of the oven.
I had four out of the oven.
May 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I bet tonight’s Flower Moon is beautiful behind those clouds.
May 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I bet tonight’s Flower Moon is beautiful behind those clouds.
May 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM