Tim Duncan
@timothyalanduncan.bsky.social
Married to the same patient woman for 34 years, who puts up with unfinished projects, forgetfulness and a penchant for Halloween props as everyday home decor.
Yikes haven't been here in a while. What did I miss?
July 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Yikes haven't been here in a while. What did I miss?
May 24, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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We continue our limited series Two for One this weekend with director John Carpenter.
Join him and Ben Mankiewicz on Saturday night beginning at 8pm ET with FRANKENSTEIN ('31) followed by THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN ('57).
Join him and Ben Mankiewicz on Saturday night beginning at 8pm ET with FRANKENSTEIN ('31) followed by THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN ('57).
May 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
We continue our limited series Two for One this weekend with director John Carpenter.
Join him and Ben Mankiewicz on Saturday night beginning at 8pm ET with FRANKENSTEIN ('31) followed by THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN ('57).
Join him and Ben Mankiewicz on Saturday night beginning at 8pm ET with FRANKENSTEIN ('31) followed by THE CURSE OF FRANKENSTEIN ('57).
What this country needs is a monorail.
April 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
What this country needs is a monorail.
A best friend is someone you'd happily commit a crime for.
April 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A best friend is someone you'd happily commit a crime for.
While ordering pizza: Is hand-tossed crust okay? Yeah, let's do hand-tossed. Or thin. Or thick. Or...
April 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
While ordering pizza: Is hand-tossed crust okay? Yeah, let's do hand-tossed. Or thin. Or thick. Or...
I don't have time to explain this simple matter to you. Let me explain why I don't have time to explain this simple matter to you...
April 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I don't have time to explain this simple matter to you. Let me explain why I don't have time to explain this simple matter to you...
Aging is all about mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
April 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Aging is all about mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Happy April Fool's Day!
April 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Happy April Fool's Day!
If your daughter's hosting a sleepover at your house, one of the ground rules should be: If you feel sick and need to vomit, please use the toilet and not the sink.
March 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If your daughter's hosting a sleepover at your house, one of the ground rules should be: If you feel sick and need to vomit, please use the toilet and not the sink.
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Adulting is hard... here's a baby goat 🖤
March 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Adulting is hard... here's a baby goat 🖤
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Oswald the lucky Rabbit’s nose is the handle of his face.
March 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Oswald the lucky Rabbit’s nose is the handle of his face.
I just discovered that @jasonkpargin.bsky.social is the guy who wrote John Dies at the End. How did I not know this? 🤯
March 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I just discovered that @jasonkpargin.bsky.social is the guy who wrote John Dies at the End. How did I not know this? 🤯
Spring is in the air! Also tree, grass, and ragweed pollen.
March 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Spring is in the air! Also tree, grass, and ragweed pollen.
I'm always disappointed when I walk into a casino and they're not playing the Tonight Show theme.
March 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I'm always disappointed when I walk into a casino and they're not playing the Tonight Show theme.
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How cats celebrate the spring equinox 🐱
🎨 Cécile Berrubé
🎨 Cécile Berrubé
March 21, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How cats celebrate the spring equinox 🐱
🎨 Cécile Berrubé
🎨 Cécile Berrubé
I've been experiencing some extreme indigestion issues lately and am now visiting Santa Fe this weekend. They literally have extremely spicy food named after this place. It is not going to go well, is it?
March 21, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I've been experiencing some extreme indigestion issues lately and am now visiting Santa Fe this weekend. They literally have extremely spicy food named after this place. It is not going to go well, is it?
Just for future reference, what's the socially acceptable minimum amount of green I can wear on St. Patrick's day to avoid getting pinched? On a related note: my arm hurts.
March 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Just for future reference, what's the socially acceptable minimum amount of green I can wear on St. Patrick's day to avoid getting pinched? On a related note: my arm hurts.
A stuntman doesn't get paid squat for just driving a car around. Now, kicking the crap out of a car, yeah. There's that one movie, you know the one I'm talking about, where the guy really kicks the crap out of that car? That's where the money is!
March 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
A stuntman doesn't get paid squat for just driving a car around. Now, kicking the crap out of a car, yeah. There's that one movie, you know the one I'm talking about, where the guy really kicks the crap out of that car? That's where the money is!
"Me and Dad": A heartwarming dramedy about a concerned father, Vito, showing his screw-up son, Fredo, the ropes of the family business. They visit a different neighbor each week, solving problems, providing offers they can't refuse, and learning lessons along the way.
March 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"Me and Dad": A heartwarming dramedy about a concerned father, Vito, showing his screw-up son, Fredo, the ropes of the family business. They visit a different neighbor each week, solving problems, providing offers they can't refuse, and learning lessons along the way.
The Borg Marketing Department: Resistance is unproductive! Resistance is inefficacious! Resistance is ill advised! Meh. We're still workshopping some options.
March 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Borg Marketing Department: Resistance is unproductive! Resistance is inefficacious! Resistance is ill advised! Meh. We're still workshopping some options.