I forgot my watch for the first time in many years. I can't tell you what time it is, but I can tell you the vein on the back of my hand/wrist is more pronounced then I would have thought.

*me doing stretches as I order a smash burger*

"They're going to have to catch me first"

Was wondering if I should try a hashtag. Searched #new and saw a butt hole.
I got nothing against buttholes (because I'm single) but I may want to change my content preferences while I'm at work.

One of the socks I put on this morning had a decent hole starting at the big toe, morning me could not care enough to find a better sock.

I now have a desocked big toe in my work boot, this feels like an unreasonable punishment for morning me’s lack of action.

May just start saying stuff, is there any kind of random discovery on this app? Hashtags feel icky

Please don't follow me