Timoteo in Chicago
@timoteoinchi.bsky.social
Trekkie. 🖖
Gay black and Puerto Rican Gemini 🏳️🌈🇵🇷♊️
Chicagoan.
Posts are my personal opinion and do not represent or have anything to do with my employer.
Gay black and Puerto Rican Gemini 🏳️🌈🇵🇷♊️
Chicagoan.
Posts are my personal opinion and do not represent or have anything to do with my employer.
If anyone tells you that you're "patronizing" them after expressing how you feel, walk away. They will NEVER respect anything that you say or how you feel.
It's narcissistic behavior from a little child that's used to participation trophies and has no idea how the real world works.
Carry on.
It's narcissistic behavior from a little child that's used to participation trophies and has no idea how the real world works.
Carry on.
March 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
If anyone tells you that you're "patronizing" them after expressing how you feel, walk away. They will NEVER respect anything that you say or how you feel.
It's narcissistic behavior from a little child that's used to participation trophies and has no idea how the real world works.
Carry on.
It's narcissistic behavior from a little child that's used to participation trophies and has no idea how the real world works.
Carry on.
Is anyone watching this bullshit on TV tonight?
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Is anyone watching this bullshit on TV tonight?
Y'all not gonna believe this.. but this did happen last night.
Went out on a date with this guy and he told me...again I kid you not...about how he went to this bar with a back room recently and threw his back out sucking dick.
There won't be another date.
Went out on a date with this guy and he told me...again I kid you not...about how he went to this bar with a back room recently and threw his back out sucking dick.
There won't be another date.
March 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Y'all not gonna believe this.. but this did happen last night.
Went out on a date with this guy and he told me...again I kid you not...about how he went to this bar with a back room recently and threw his back out sucking dick.
There won't be another date.
Went out on a date with this guy and he told me...again I kid you not...about how he went to this bar with a back room recently and threw his back out sucking dick.
There won't be another date.
First DC, now Philly. Y'all making me nervous; I got a flight on Sunday.
February 1, 2025 at 12:38 AM
First DC, now Philly. Y'all making me nervous; I got a flight on Sunday.
Lord we need some sanity for the next four years.
Please help us. Hear our prayer.
Please help us. Hear our prayer.
January 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Lord we need some sanity for the next four years.
Please help us. Hear our prayer.
Please help us. Hear our prayer.
Canceling a date and saying "we're incompatible" and you "don't want to waste my time" because I didn't want to be your shoulder piece way out in Naperville (35 miles from home) isn't cool.
It shows that you're a pendejo that HAS wasted my time. Thanks bro.
It shows that you're a pendejo that HAS wasted my time. Thanks bro.
January 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Canceling a date and saying "we're incompatible" and you "don't want to waste my time" because I didn't want to be your shoulder piece way out in Naperville (35 miles from home) isn't cool.
It shows that you're a pendejo that HAS wasted my time. Thanks bro.
It shows that you're a pendejo that HAS wasted my time. Thanks bro.
If a person wants to see 10 different pictures of you before conversing or meeting, chances are they just want to add your pics to their collection or use them to catfish others.
This ain't an art gallery and I ain't obliging that.
This ain't an art gallery and I ain't obliging that.
January 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If a person wants to see 10 different pictures of you before conversing or meeting, chances are they just want to add your pics to their collection or use them to catfish others.
This ain't an art gallery and I ain't obliging that.
This ain't an art gallery and I ain't obliging that.
Woke up this morning to find out that there was an attack on Bourbon Street last night.
They're calling it a terrorist attack.
Prayers to the 10 people that were killed in this senseless act.
www.cbsnews.com/news/new-orl...
They're calling it a terrorist attack.
Prayers to the 10 people that were killed in this senseless act.
www.cbsnews.com/news/new-orl...
10 killed on Bourbon Street in New Orleans after suspect intentionally slams truck into crowd; dozens injured
A man intentionally drove a pickup truck into a crowd on Bourbon Street as revelers were celebrating the new year, officials said. Sources told CBS News the driver is dead.
www.cbsnews.com
January 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Woke up this morning to find out that there was an attack on Bourbon Street last night.
They're calling it a terrorist attack.
Prayers to the 10 people that were killed in this senseless act.
www.cbsnews.com/news/new-orl...
They're calling it a terrorist attack.
Prayers to the 10 people that were killed in this senseless act.
www.cbsnews.com/news/new-orl...
I'm literally going out for an hour, just to toast in 2025 around my bar friends at midnight, wait 30 min for the gunshots to die down, and then come back to the house.
January 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I'm literally going out for an hour, just to toast in 2025 around my bar friends at midnight, wait 30 min for the gunshots to die down, and then come back to the house.
I'm washing the clothes now!!
AYE!!! Make sure them dishes and clothes washed, crib clean, collards and black eye peas on the menu, and have some cash on ya going into the new year!!!
a man in a suit and tie says that he is dead serious
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says that he is dead serious
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I'm washing the clothes now!!
I woke up this morning and the first video I saw on YouTube was Benzino getting evicted and arrested in 2022. Dude you're way too old for this.
December 28, 2024 at 4:52 PM
I woke up this morning and the first video I saw on YouTube was Benzino getting evicted and arrested in 2022. Dude you're way too old for this.
That look when someone asked me "when do you get your AARP card"
December 22, 2024 at 6:40 PM
That look when someone asked me "when do you get your AARP card"
Can we please put the #chicagobears out of their misery? 2 turnovers already and we're not out of the first quarter yet!
December 22, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Can we please put the #chicagobears out of their misery? 2 turnovers already and we're not out of the first quarter yet!
What accomplishment did I make in 2024?
Traveled to Singapore, Dubai, and London, for the first time.
Ended a relationship with a narcissistic liar.
Cut users, game players and those that did not bring joy out of my life.
Got a raise and a bonus at work.
Traveled to Singapore, Dubai, and London, for the first time.
Ended a relationship with a narcissistic liar.
Cut users, game players and those that did not bring joy out of my life.
Got a raise and a bonus at work.
December 18, 2024 at 12:54 AM
What accomplishment did I make in 2024?
Traveled to Singapore, Dubai, and London, for the first time.
Ended a relationship with a narcissistic liar.
Cut users, game players and those that did not bring joy out of my life.
Got a raise and a bonus at work.
Traveled to Singapore, Dubai, and London, for the first time.
Ended a relationship with a narcissistic liar.
Cut users, game players and those that did not bring joy out of my life.
Got a raise and a bonus at work.
Who the fuck didn't see this coming? #chicagobears
December 15, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Who the fuck didn't see this coming? #chicagobears
No lies told.
December 14, 2024 at 7:00 PM
No lies told.
Good morning.
I'm seeing some interesting posts this morning. I'm gonna be nice and keep my thoughts to myself.
I'm seeing some interesting posts this morning. I'm gonna be nice and keep my thoughts to myself.
December 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Good morning.
I'm seeing some interesting posts this morning. I'm gonna be nice and keep my thoughts to myself.
I'm seeing some interesting posts this morning. I'm gonna be nice and keep my thoughts to myself.
Time really matters! You realize that you only have so much time! When you discover what really matters you will de-clutter your soul! If it doesn't bring you joy, it has to exit! - Rev. Dr. Otis Moss III
December 8, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Time really matters! You realize that you only have so much time! When you discover what really matters you will de-clutter your soul! If it doesn't bring you joy, it has to exit! - Rev. Dr. Otis Moss III
Absofuckinglutely not.
26. Would you have sex with most recent ex if they asked?
December 8, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Absofuckinglutely not.
Ok it's after 8 and I've been awake for over an hour. Let me get up and get this coffee.
December 7, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Ok it's after 8 and I've been awake for over an hour. Let me get up and get this coffee.
24.
December 7, 2024 at 3:04 AM
24.
THIS!!!!
People at the gym are uncouth as hell. Wipe your machines and wear headphones.
December 3, 2024 at 11:30 PM
THIS!!!!
Absofuckinglutely not!
26. Would you have sex with most recent ex if they asked?
December 1, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Absofuckinglutely not!