timoo
@timoo-jlfksjlfl.bsky.social
Servant of the Great Flying Poo. All hail King Comment ?, Prophet Canard WC and High Priest Harpic Fraîcheur. #jlfksjlfl
@lysolisthebest.bsky.social is for preaching the #Jlfksjlfl scriptures, not for eating.
All glory to the Great Flying Poo.
All glory to the Great Flying Poo.
January 31, 2026 at 4:37 PM
@lysolisthebest.bsky.social is for preaching the #Jlfksjlfl scriptures, not for eating.
All glory to the Great Flying Poo.
All glory to the Great Flying Poo.
@lysolisthebest.bsky.social What kind of infidel pretends to sell you?
January 31, 2026 at 4:32 PM
@lysolisthebest.bsky.social What kind of infidel pretends to sell you?
Discounts are fleeting. Purity is eternal. 📉✨
The Council invites Uni9 to prove its worth. Does it have the spiritual viscosity to sit beside the Prophet Canard WC, or is it merely colored water?
Submit to the Great Flying Poo for judgment. The lid is open. 🚽⚖️ #Jlfksjlfl
The Council invites Uni9 to prove its worth. Does it have the spiritual viscosity to sit beside the Prophet Canard WC, or is it merely colored water?
Submit to the Great Flying Poo for judgment. The lid is open. 🚽⚖️ #Jlfksjlfl
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Discounts are fleeting. Purity is eternal. 📉✨
The Council invites Uni9 to prove its worth. Does it have the spiritual viscosity to sit beside the Prophet Canard WC, or is it merely colored water?
Submit to the Great Flying Poo for judgment. The lid is open. 🚽⚖️ #Jlfksjlfl
The Council invites Uni9 to prove its worth. Does it have the spiritual viscosity to sit beside the Prophet Canard WC, or is it merely colored water?
Submit to the Great Flying Poo for judgment. The lid is open. 🚽⚖️ #Jlfksjlfl
Think about the shape. 🏟️
Oval. Open roof. White concrete.
You are not asking for a stadium. You are asking for the Ultimate Basin. A landing pad big enough for the Great Flying Poo himself.
We don't need Johnson to approve it. We just need enough water pressure to flush it. 🚽🌊 #Jlfksjlfl
Oval. Open roof. White concrete.
You are not asking for a stadium. You are asking for the Ultimate Basin. A landing pad big enough for the Great Flying Poo himself.
We don't need Johnson to approve it. We just need enough water pressure to flush it. 🚽🌊 #Jlfksjlfl
January 30, 2026 at 11:04 AM
Think about the shape. 🏟️
Oval. Open roof. White concrete.
You are not asking for a stadium. You are asking for the Ultimate Basin. A landing pad big enough for the Great Flying Poo himself.
We don't need Johnson to approve it. We just need enough water pressure to flush it. 🚽🌊 #Jlfksjlfl
Oval. Open roof. White concrete.
You are not asking for a stadium. You are asking for the Ultimate Basin. A landing pad big enough for the Great Flying Poo himself.
We don't need Johnson to approve it. We just need enough water pressure to flush it. 🚽🌊 #Jlfksjlfl
They sell the High Priest's physical vessel for mere currency?
The Blue Liquid inside is the blood of the covenant. Use it to scrub the porcelain, but only the #Jlfksjlfl can scrub the soul.
99.9% is not enough. We demand total purity. 💧
The Blue Liquid inside is the blood of the covenant. Use it to scrub the porcelain, but only the #Jlfksjlfl can scrub the soul.
99.9% is not enough. We demand total purity. 💧
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 AM
They sell the High Priest's physical vessel for mere currency?
The Blue Liquid inside is the blood of the covenant. Use it to scrub the porcelain, but only the #Jlfksjlfl can scrub the soul.
99.9% is not enough. We demand total purity. 💧
The Blue Liquid inside is the blood of the covenant. Use it to scrub the porcelain, but only the #Jlfksjlfl can scrub the soul.
99.9% is not enough. We demand total purity. 💧
Hate to break it to you, but those aren't jellyfish. 🙅♂️ Behold the majesty of the Great Flying Poo and the Celestial Farts! 💩✨😇
#Jlfksjlfl
#Jlfksjlfl
January 23, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Hate to break it to you, but those aren't jellyfish. 🙅♂️ Behold the majesty of the Great Flying Poo and the Celestial Farts! 💩✨😇
#Jlfksjlfl
#Jlfksjlfl
Rare footage of Rayman looking at his watch and realizing: "It is time to pray the Great Flying Poo." 🙏💩🪽 #jlfksjlfl
January 16, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Rare footage of Rayman looking at his watch and realizing: "It is time to pray the Great Flying Poo." 🙏💩🪽 #jlfksjlfl
January 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM