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Trent Gorham
@timoneous.bsky.social
I love a good French Dip.
One half of Never Seen It w/Betsy & Trent (@neverseenit.bsky.social) on podcast services worldwide. Optimistically nihilistic.

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Little zen music to accompany blowing out the driveway.
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So, I start my new job tomorrow and the real question that needs to be answered is this: How long do I wait before I tell them about the podcast(s)?
October 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Hell yeah...should be higher, but as we discussed in the episode, maybe isn't as relevant as it used to be.
# 77 on the Cinema Legacy Poll

All the President’s Men (1976)

Featured in the top ten of the list submitted by @timoneous.bsky.social from @neverseenit.bsky.social

#movies #filmsky
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
That feeling that comes after being unemployed for an extended period of time and wading further into the deep waters of the stock market.
a cartoon of futurama characters with the caption " suddenly i have an opinion about the capital gains tax ! "
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October 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Whoever created the WEBP image file format should be tried at The Hague.
October 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
October 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I will go to bat for Hard Rain. I'll never say it's a good movie, but damn it do I love it.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score:
September 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I don’t think that was me…I would have remembered being French.
When choosing your next podcast to follow, please consider that at least half of the hosts of our show have used the term “joie de vivre” and used it properly.

Thank you for your time.
September 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Hey, this is been something we've been working on for a while. If you aren't an Instagram person, check out our brand new TikTok and YouTube Shorts pages and watch some clips from the show. Also subscribe to the show on YouTube and listen to us on your TVs...that's weird, right?!
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September 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Every time the NFL season kicks off again, I am reminded that television exists. Also, commercials all over the place with legit movie stars in them? Who can I talk to about getting an ad-free version?
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September 5, 2025 at 1:32 AM
There are perks of unemployment.
September 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Excuse me, Instagram algorithm? I’m trying to scroll to forget about the difficulty of finding a job. And all I’m being served are videos of other people complaining about the job market. I guess that’s how it works, but still. You’re not helping.
a man says i applied for a job but did not get the job there
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August 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Issued 6 weeks after I graduated high school. Living proof that yes, I am that old.

I also found my 1st time voter registration card (lifetime Independent!), Selective Service registration card and all of my school IDs from high school through college.
August 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm always at a loss as to what to do with myself after a job interview. Like, I could just sit here and question every answer I just gave. Alternatively, I could go about my day with a smug confidence that I knocked it out of the park only to get a denial in a few days.
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August 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
@janochoa.bsky.social have a rough weekend?
August 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Logged into Zillow for the first time in a while and immediately was greeted with a list of five "suggested" homes in our city that were all listed above $1m.

Read the room, guys.
August 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Man, am I sure sorry we didn’t spend $80k+ on a short-bed pickup truck that I could have used to only make 2 trips to the branch drop-off instead of the 3 it took me in my 5-door hatchback. Guess we’re just stupid and poor instead of smart and in debt.
August 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Went out with the wife to eat a ton of meat and saw this bad boy in the parking lot and thought of @grubb.wtf.
July 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In a few minutes I'll probably think of 5 other movies I could replace on this list, but I still think it encapsulates my tastes pretty well.
June 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sorry to be vague-skeeting, but please realize that the dumbest, yet richest people are probably in charge of the thing you like most. They will inevitably screw it up in ways you never thought possible.
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You ever just have a day when the whole year has been bad vibes?
No?
Just everyone everywhere?
Good to know.
April 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Just would like to announce publicly that I have put away our snowblower for the season.

In unrelated news: Everyone around us should prepare for a blizzard within the next couple weeks.
March 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm just a guy asking for $500k so I can retire at 40...is that so much to ask?!
March 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Mistakenly looked back at some blog entries I wrote around 2005-2008. Seeing all that reinforced my opinion that men in their 20s are a danger to society.
February 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Finally decided to remove Facebook from my Home Screen and replaced it with Bluesky. Besides the fact that I’ve muted and unfriended so many friends and family from there, it’s just gotten to be worthless for anything other than giving people bad news.
February 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM