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I’ve tested the top speed of every car I’ve ever owned, just out of curiosity. You’re right though, I wouldn’t sit at max speed for long.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’ve tested the top speed of every car I’ve ever owned, just out of curiosity. You’re right though, I wouldn’t sit at max speed for long.
It does in Scotland and Wales and the English prescription charge is so low as to be negligible compared with the cost of buying a month’s worth of heroin on the street.
December 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It does in Scotland and Wales and the English prescription charge is so low as to be negligible compared with the cost of buying a month’s worth of heroin on the street.
I think you’re overlooking the fact that Barack Obama once wore a tan suit though James, so there is blame on all sides.
December 15, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think you’re overlooking the fact that Barack Obama once wore a tan suit though James, so there is blame on all sides.
I thought the corks on their hats did that for them
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I thought the corks on their hats did that for them
>never been on a train
seriously?
seriously?
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
>never been on a train
seriously?
seriously?
I still believe in Britain. We have nothing to fear but a lack of jam itself.
December 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I still believe in Britain. We have nothing to fear but a lack of jam itself.
When did the nasal hair trimmer say that quote?
December 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
When did the nasal hair trimmer say that quote?
Yeah, there was no way in the world we could afford what I now know is called Fablon when I was a kid.
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Yeah, there was no way in the world we could afford what I now know is called Fablon when I was a kid.
Was Copydex the one which smelt of fish or the one you could put on your hands then peel off like a second skin?
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Was Copydex the one which smelt of fish or the one you could put on your hands then peel off like a second skin?
Jam is a preserve, i.e. a way of preserving fruit so you can don’t starve/get malnourished through the winter. It’s designed to be stockpiled and eaten when there’s no fruit available on the trees.
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jam is a preserve, i.e. a way of preserving fruit so you can don’t starve/get malnourished through the winter. It’s designed to be stockpiled and eaten when there’s no fruit available on the trees.
I prefer to criticise people for what they do rather than how they look. *(feels sanctimoniously superior for a while)*
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I prefer to criticise people for what they do rather than how they look. *(feels sanctimoniously superior for a while)*
You’d have a queue round the block
December 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
You’d have a queue round the block
Well…there was the time a student doctor put the lumbar puncture needle in the wrong place and I had to have another one straight afterwards. Felt like I’d been kicked in the spine by a horse the next day.
December 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Well…there was the time a student doctor put the lumbar puncture needle in the wrong place and I had to have another one straight afterwards. Felt like I’d been kicked in the spine by a horse the next day.
If you happen to bump into him could you please ask Roy Lanchester to write another book in the vein of Steel Flies? I’m listening to a Garth Marenghi book at the moment and it reminded me how much I enjoyed Roy’s novel.
December 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
If you happen to bump into him could you please ask Roy Lanchester to write another book in the vein of Steel Flies? I’m listening to a Garth Marenghi book at the moment and it reminded me how much I enjoyed Roy’s novel.
You will be haunted by three spirits
December 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You will be haunted by three spirits
The name makes me think of the word anus, which is probably not the ideal word association from a marketing perspective.
December 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The name makes me think of the word anus, which is probably not the ideal word association from a marketing perspective.
My mum liked him on Thought For The Day
December 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My mum liked him on Thought For The Day
Thinkin bout thos dividends
December 12, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Thinkin bout thos dividends
I’m Liam Neeson?
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m Liam Neeson?
And as if they don’t have the same thing on Wheel Of Fortune
December 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And as if they don’t have the same thing on Wheel Of Fortune
You can do it champ, I believe in you. Hold your nose and neck it, mix it with lemonade or orange juice, do whatever it takes.
December 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
You can do it champ, I believe in you. Hold your nose and neck it, mix it with lemonade or orange juice, do whatever it takes.
Where has the crack gone?
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Where has the crack gone?