@timocracynow.bsky.social
Quasi-anonymous Harvard Law School graduate and practicing attorney specializing in new and old media.
The French consulate in Philadelphia sure is quaint.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The French consulate in Philadelphia sure is quaint.
Crow T. Robot as Timothy Van Patten as George Patton had more gravitas in Master Ninja Part 1.
October 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Crow T. Robot as Timothy Van Patten as George Patton had more gravitas in Master Ninja Part 1.
What a twist on the nuclear explosion panel censoring.
September 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
What a twist on the nuclear explosion panel censoring.
James Gunn when it comes to mothers. ^
James Gunn when it comes to fathers. 💀
James Gunn when it comes to fathers. 💀
September 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
James Gunn when it comes to mothers. ^
James Gunn when it comes to fathers. 💀
James Gunn when it comes to fathers. 💀
The kobolds are adorable, I could never.
September 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The kobolds are adorable, I could never.
What life choices does it take to end up a Pusser historian?
August 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What life choices does it take to end up a Pusser historian?
How'd you find my wedding vows?
August 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
How'd you find my wedding vows?
We should talk about Phil Collins and Genesis as well then. I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.
August 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We should talk about Phil Collins and Genesis as well then. I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent.
Where did it get that knife from?
July 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Where did it get that knife from?
What she needs is a good defense.
July 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What she needs is a good defense.
Picard damaged the lore worse than the garbage TNG films did.
June 30, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Picard damaged the lore worse than the garbage TNG films did.
I use Qwant.
June 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I use Qwant.
Can never get enough NoHo Hank.
June 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Can never get enough NoHo Hank.
What are you? Some kind of soda jerk?
June 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
What are you? Some kind of soda jerk?
Are you asking us if we see what you're saying?
May 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Are you asking us if we see what you're saying?
I want someone who hates who Jesus hated.
April 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I want someone who hates who Jesus hated.
At least he wasn't a bathroom plant.
April 22, 2025 at 8:34 PM
At least he wasn't a bathroom plant.
I've heard the same advice with regard to taking a freezing shower every morning. "It wakes you up, and nothing will be worse."
April 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I've heard the same advice with regard to taking a freezing shower every morning. "It wakes you up, and nothing will be worse."
You can rip a man's jaw off on Disney, but they'll censor a butt from Splash.
April 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You can rip a man's jaw off on Disney, but they'll censor a butt from Splash.
I hope the documentary covers your significant economic impact on the pudding market.
April 16, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I hope the documentary covers your significant economic impact on the pudding market.
Apparently you can't be funny if you don't also bully people and say offensive stuff for no reason.
April 7, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Apparently you can't be funny if you don't also bully people and say offensive stuff for no reason.
Casting a woman who looks like the female, grown up version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story was inspired.
April 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Casting a woman who looks like the female, grown up version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story was inspired.
I really appreciated everything you did and enjoyed your appearances on the promotional videos. You're definitely one of us true fans, because that passion always came through. That's something we'll definitely miss. Thanks for everything.
April 4, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I really appreciated everything you did and enjoyed your appearances on the promotional videos. You're definitely one of us true fans, because that passion always came through. That's something we'll definitely miss. Thanks for everything.