Timmy Valenti
@timmyvalenti.bsky.social
this is like that john mulaney bit about how middle schoolers will make fun of you, but in an accurate way. i started to get mad the more i looked at the photo and walked away with, well, honestly i guess they're right. i got owned.
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
this is like that john mulaney bit about how middle schoolers will make fun of you, but in an accurate way. i started to get mad the more i looked at the photo and walked away with, well, honestly i guess they're right. i got owned.
Do you think that guy is still alive or do you think he somehow suffocated in a grocery bag or died trying to eat rocks or something
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Do you think that guy is still alive or do you think he somehow suffocated in a grocery bag or died trying to eat rocks or something
Was his post in response to anything in particular?
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Was his post in response to anything in particular?
The del taco commercial one with Adam driver is incredible
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The del taco commercial one with Adam driver is incredible
I'll see you in 3000 hours
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'll see you in 3000 hours
I laugh sometimes at the UK’s love of making everything into a pie but the pictures usually look like something I would love to eat and then take a three hour nap on a cold day.
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I laugh sometimes at the UK’s love of making everything into a pie but the pictures usually look like something I would love to eat and then take a three hour nap on a cold day.
She's basically a Sorkin character version of a journalist
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
She's basically a Sorkin character version of a journalist
So you tried to get in there too and got shut down huh? I hope she sees this bro
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
So you tried to get in there too and got shut down huh? I hope she sees this bro
Muppet movie cameo
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Muppet movie cameo
What the hell was musk even dressed as in the second picture, wasn’t that some stupid costume?
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
What the hell was musk even dressed as in the second picture, wasn’t that some stupid costume?
Generally speaking I try to avoid situations with women that involve them having to “escape” me
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Generally speaking I try to avoid situations with women that involve them having to “escape” me
Did you like not read the whole article
November 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Did you like not read the whole article
Aghast at the sheer audacity lmao, what a piece of work
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Aghast at the sheer audacity lmao, what a piece of work
Imagine thinking you’re landing in an airport so small you’re essentially allowed to walk up the tarmac to the plane itself and then getting rerouted into the angriest place on earth
November 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Imagine thinking you’re landing in an airport so small you’re essentially allowed to walk up the tarmac to the plane itself and then getting rerouted into the angriest place on earth
He looks pretty good for a 55 year old
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
He looks pretty good for a 55 year old
Vince they don’t need publicists they’re monsters trucks. Those bad boys sell themselves.
November 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Vince they don’t need publicists they’re monsters trucks. Those bad boys sell themselves.
Unrelated to how useless you are, everyone should watch this old video of Schumer bragging and laughing about the squalid hellhole he lived in in DC with three other grown men.
youtu.be/ODejBuFlY20
youtu.be/ODejBuFlY20
Senators living frat-style in D.C.
YouTube video by CNN
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November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Unrelated to how useless you are, everyone should watch this old video of Schumer bragging and laughing about the squalid hellhole he lived in in DC with three other grown men.
youtu.be/ODejBuFlY20
youtu.be/ODejBuFlY20
I hate republicans with my entire heart but a hundred percent he should just not even bother bringing it up for a vote. Just rub it in their faces. When a nerd comes up wearing a sign that says PLZ DONT GIVE ME A SWIRLIE I HAVE ASTHMA it feels like you’re honor bound to dunk that nerd in a toilet
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I hate republicans with my entire heart but a hundred percent he should just not even bother bringing it up for a vote. Just rub it in their faces. When a nerd comes up wearing a sign that says PLZ DONT GIVE ME A SWIRLIE I HAVE ASTHMA it feels like you’re honor bound to dunk that nerd in a toilet
Hey why did you delete this???
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hey why did you delete this???
I know you’re too dumb to operate an app on a smartphone so I hope one of your aides conveys to you this message, which is “you suck ass”
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I know you’re too dumb to operate an app on a smartphone so I hope one of your aides conveys to you this message, which is “you suck ass”
Hlel yeah brother
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Hlel yeah brother
Is Loomer wearing a rubber mask of her own face
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Is Loomer wearing a rubber mask of her own face