These two got a chuckle out of me

Hell yea cyberpunk lets GOOOO

I regret to inform you that it is, in fact, pretty damn good

Idk if I could do death stranding a second time, because hearing the phrase “princess beach” did enough permanent psychic damage that experiencing that moment blind again might actually take me out

At this point I’d bet the man is nothing but a husk being piloted by the brain worms in his head. If you take that into consideration, it makes all of his actions much more understandable

“That’s a nice deck you have there, too bad I have this EX card with a .005% drop rate that’s just straight up better than anything else, to the point where type match ups just don’t matter!”
That said, I will continue to shirk my duty at work in favor of doing battles