3 of your ex's linking up is nasty work. Yho, maybe I am a man whore.
June 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM
3 of your ex's linking up is nasty work. Yho, maybe I am a man whore.
She tried to call me. But I missed it. Too busy. Read it and don't reply. I hope she never leaves me.
April 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
She tried to call me. But I missed it. Too busy. Read it and don't reply. I hope she never leaves me.
HOW DOES ONE KNOW THEY'RE ATTRACTIVE??
April 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
HOW DOES ONE KNOW THEY'RE ATTRACTIVE??
Lately, I've been having wild dreams. It feels good to go to sleep and basically step into a movie theater.
March 26, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Lately, I've been having wild dreams. It feels good to go to sleep and basically step into a movie theater.
Not sure if this depressive state I'm trapped in has anything to do with my upcoming birthday but what I do know is I feel absolutely awful.
March 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Not sure if this depressive state I'm trapped in has anything to do with my upcoming birthday but what I do know is I feel absolutely awful.
I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm finally understanding the power of dreams. Had a dream about song lyrics and woke up and wrote them down and it could be my best work yet.
March 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm finally understanding the power of dreams. Had a dream about song lyrics and woke up and wrote them down and it could be my best work yet.
My neighbours arguing loud af rn cos the lady bought condoms that she knew wouldn't fit her guy 😭
March 17, 2025 at 8:40 AM
My neighbours arguing loud af rn cos the lady bought condoms that she knew wouldn't fit her guy 😭
I'd really like to know what's going on in a bird's head. I bet it's not a lot.
March 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
I'd really like to know what's going on in a bird's head. I bet it's not a lot.
They built my city on top of a grave. Niggas die, niggas get high and watch the parade.
March 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
They built my city on top of a grave. Niggas die, niggas get high and watch the parade.
Bring back begging for love. Nonchalance is getting us absolutely nowhere.
March 6, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Bring back begging for love. Nonchalance is getting us absolutely nowhere.
I haven't shaved in over a week and my beard is so unbelievably itchy. Also, I can't recognise myself in the mirror. It's time to right these wrongs.
March 6, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I haven't shaved in over a week and my beard is so unbelievably itchy. Also, I can't recognise myself in the mirror. It's time to right these wrongs.
I feel like I'm a deeply insecure person because I find it very hard to believe compliments.
March 2, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I feel like I'm a deeply insecure person because I find it very hard to believe compliments.
Free and completely unprompted as. Nokia makes the best phones ever. I can't count the number of times I've dropped my phone on my fingers and toes but not a single crack on my phone screen.
February 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Free and completely unprompted as. Nokia makes the best phones ever. I can't count the number of times I've dropped my phone on my fingers and toes but not a single crack on my phone screen.
Life is like a dice game. One roll can land you in jail. Or cutting cake, blowing kisses in the rice rain.
February 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Life is like a dice game. One roll can land you in jail. Or cutting cake, blowing kisses in the rice rain.
It's your front, your behind. You're sweet. You're kind.
February 23, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It's your front, your behind. You're sweet. You're kind.
Change is inevitable so it's just a waste of time and effort trying to fight it. Just accept it and act accordingly.
February 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Change is inevitable so it's just a waste of time and effort trying to fight it. Just accept it and act accordingly.
I can feel the vein in my head bulging rn while I try to contain myself from asking this girl I've heard speaking in a thickest Kikuyu accent if she's Kenyan. She literally sounds like Adrian's mom 😭
February 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I can feel the vein in my head bulging rn while I try to contain myself from asking this girl I've heard speaking in a thickest Kikuyu accent if she's Kenyan. She literally sounds like Adrian's mom 😭
Overhearing someone in my family watching this Kasuku dude on YouTube and never have I seen misinformation being spread with such confidence as on that show. How you confuse liposuction with a colectomy is beyond me. And people watch this show religiously btw. Our country is doomed.
February 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Overhearing someone in my family watching this Kasuku dude on YouTube and never have I seen misinformation being spread with such confidence as on that show. How you confuse liposuction with a colectomy is beyond me. And people watch this show religiously btw. Our country is doomed.
I have no mouth but I must scream.
February 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I have no mouth but I must scream.
A lot of F's in the sentence Friday, the 14th of February, 2025. It's like the date is the perfect "fuck my life" reminder.
February 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A lot of F's in the sentence Friday, the 14th of February, 2025. It's like the date is the perfect "fuck my life" reminder.
Got called into HR today because I saw someone drinking orange juice in the break room and I said he was drinking straight chaser.
February 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Got called into HR today because I saw someone drinking orange juice in the break room and I said he was drinking straight chaser.
I'm so glad I'm gonna see my best friend today.
February 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm so glad I'm gonna see my best friend today.
Experiencing in real time how brain rot content and excessive screen time is affecting kids because tho, my nieces and nephews literally have conversations in gibberish.
February 8, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Experiencing in real time how brain rot content and excessive screen time is affecting kids because tho, my nieces and nephews literally have conversations in gibberish.
You genuinely have to have a mental illness to become a content creator.
February 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
You genuinely have to have a mental illness to become a content creator.