I’m with you John. It makes so little difference. As I approach my car my watch goes ping and informs me how far I am from home and what the traffic is like. My phone always knows where I am. I don’t know what the difference will be, especially as so many moaning about it also moan about ‘illegals’

What happened to all those keyboard warriors who attacked me for supporting Corbyn? To my argument that there was no point voting Red Tory they always said, get in power then we’ll change. No they didn’t. What a surprise!

We are just watching Enterprise again. Shame it only lasted four seasons.

Excellent album. I’m one of the backing vocalists on it.

Yep, we got a snowdrop. And a Dalek, obviously.

Can I do you now sir?

I’ve just got an Apple Watch. Now my watch, laptop, phone, iPad and car talk to each other. I’m redundant, just there to charge them up