Tim Maynard
@timmaynardguitar.bsky.social
Guitarist, philosopher, indigent.
Reposted by Tim Maynard
Dressed in his finest $200 t-shirt. Fools and their money.
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Dressed in his finest $200 t-shirt. Fools and their money.
Yeah, for a few years now. Who has 7 calls with I guy that invades Ukraine, when you’re not a head of state?
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Yeah, for a few years now. Who has 7 calls with I guy that invades Ukraine, when you’re not a head of state?
He has been, for a while now.
February 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
He has been, for a while now.
Americans had choice: word salad or word ambrosia.
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Americans had choice: word salad or word ambrosia.
Since when is macroeconomics his specialty?
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Since when is macroeconomics his specialty?
Next: life jackets are forbidden on watercraft.
February 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Next: life jackets are forbidden on watercraft.
Never has the been a bullshittier line than this.
January 29, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Never has the been a bullshittier line than this.
Yeah that Schumer does a whole lotta talking doesn’t he
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Yeah that Schumer does a whole lotta talking doesn’t he
Let’s be real. It was never about the ticket sales. Rich ppl playing rich ppl games. Now if they went with the title/ “The Bribe of Frankenstein” might have a little truth in advertising.
January 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Let’s be real. It was never about the ticket sales. Rich ppl playing rich ppl games. Now if they went with the title/ “The Bribe of Frankenstein” might have a little truth in advertising.
So you’re saying that would be the basis of impeachment, right?
January 19, 2026 at 8:49 PM
So you’re saying that would be the basis of impeachment, right?
It was in the Mueller report you didn’t read.
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 AM
It was in the Mueller report you didn’t read.
A stable, MATH genius!
January 17, 2026 at 2:37 AM
A stable, MATH genius!
Safelite has a new promo too. Fix now,pay later.
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Safelite has a new promo too. Fix now,pay later.
If you have to ask…
January 14, 2026 at 7:07 PM
If you have to ask…
I’ll bet whoever they came for will have no idea Ice is sniffing around their door. 🙄
January 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I’ll bet whoever they came for will have no idea Ice is sniffing around their door. 🙄
Nobody wants that.
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Nobody wants that.
Yep, they’ll count savings this year. But next year? There will be no one left to layoff.
January 9, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Yep, they’ll count savings this year. But next year? There will be no one left to layoff.
And then the Nobel committee will rescind the prize from Machado.
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
And then the Nobel committee will rescind the prize from Machado.
Ask the frog in the pot on the stove.
January 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Ask the frog in the pot on the stove.