Tim in Des Moines
@timindesmoines.bsky.social
Cat dad. Better-halfed by @goddesshanna.bsky.social #Cubsin4. Wilds. Steelers. Cyclones. Tired. FDJT✊
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My fren is supervising mom while she makes soup
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
My fren is supervising mom while she makes soup
Hair and beard update (long)
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hair and beard update (long)
This guy again?
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This guy again?
ClingerBot 5000 was mad I went to the hockey game for four hours
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
ClingerBot 5000 was mad I went to the hockey game for four hours
Hanna was gone barely 90 minutes and this is how Luna is now
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Hanna was gone barely 90 minutes and this is how Luna is now
I hope the person at ESPN who decided this needed to be a push notification never has a restful night of sleep for the next two months
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I hope the person at ESPN who decided this needed to be a push notification never has a restful night of sleep for the next two months
@jonbois.bsky.social watching nascar
September 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching nascar
Scuse me, am profeshonal cheez tester
September 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Scuse me, am profeshonal cheez tester
Doin a study on birbs and squirrels
September 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Doin a study on birbs and squirrels
Im thinkin about thos beans
September 7, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Im thinkin about thos beans
I could never be the comfy
September 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I could never be the comfy
Someone had some teefers pulled this morning and is loopy on gabapentin now
August 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Someone had some teefers pulled this morning and is loopy on gabapentin now
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
August 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
Crunchy man in a Chewy box
August 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Crunchy man in a Chewy box
Enjoy some Biz-cuits
August 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Enjoy some Biz-cuits
You’d never believe she had been tearing around the house moments before
August 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You’d never believe she had been tearing around the house moments before
He’s very handsome
August 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
He’s very handsome
I aspire to be this confy
August 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I aspire to be this confy
Him loves hims dad
July 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Him loves hims dad
Got me a vibrating weighted blanket
July 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Got me a vibrating weighted blanket
