Tim Heaston
@timheaston.bsky.social
Nikki’s husband. Excessive talker. Classically nerdy. And the world’s foremost living authority on socks full of nickels and their military application. He/him
I know this makes me sound old-fashioned, but I try to live in such a way that my mom doesn’t have to call senators to recant her very, very specific enumeration of my atrocious behaviors.
December 5, 2024 at 8:17 PM
I know this makes me sound old-fashioned, but I try to live in such a way that my mom doesn’t have to call senators to recant her very, very specific enumeration of my atrocious behaviors.
Mike and Ike are just long jelly beans, and I can believe no one is talking about it.
December 5, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Mike and Ike are just long jelly beans, and I can believe no one is talking about it.