TimFoil
@timfoil.bsky.social
An example of low self-expectations met exceedingly well.
Ripper: Mandrake?
Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie baby drink a bottle of formula?
Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie baby drink a bottle of formula?
December 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Ripper: Mandrake?
Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie baby drink a bottle of formula?
Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie baby drink a bottle of formula?
Because Pitt is a college team.
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Because Pitt is a college team.
There’s too much sausage says a manager at the sausage factory. He’s just describing future MAGA.
November 13, 2025 at 4:19 PM
There’s too much sausage says a manager at the sausage factory. He’s just describing future MAGA.
Yeah, he’ll never get any girls with that personality.
November 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Yeah, he’ll never get any girls with that personality.
Apparently Trump magic doesn’t work against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Something to keep in mind.
August 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Apparently Trump magic doesn’t work against the Pittsburgh Pirates. Something to keep in mind.
I’ll only go to Pirates’ games if they lower ticket prices by 1500%.
August 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I’ll only go to Pirates’ games if they lower ticket prices by 1500%.
There were freedom fries and Lee Greenwood songs. And don’t forget the aluminum tubes.
June 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There were freedom fries and Lee Greenwood songs. And don’t forget the aluminum tubes.
Good thing TBS wasn’t showing “Escape from New York” last night.
May 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Good thing TBS wasn’t showing “Escape from New York” last night.
Real Mothra twins vibes.
April 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Real Mothra twins vibes.
I had an extremely funny joke about Tantalus, the funniest joke you’ve ever heard . . .
April 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I had an extremely funny joke about Tantalus, the funniest joke you’ve ever heard . . .