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Tim Fellows
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Writer, editor, runner, sports fan, dad and granddad. Editor of The Fig Tree poetry webzine.
Full Metal Bollocks
October 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Yes it does.
October 1, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I love this one, again about fragrance and its impact. I read somewhere that smell is the only sense that goes directly into our brain for processing without being 'filtered'.
October 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I was doing 'archery' with the arrows that have suckers on them at a National Trust property. First one hit the centre. I did the Jude Bellingham celebration. Thankfully not many saw it. None if the next four got near!
October 1, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Also 'hubby'
September 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I thought so, but realistically the werewolf would bite your head off during.
August 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
What did 60% of first question 'yes' responders think it meant? To the shops?
August 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Or, in Italy, a cappuccino after midday.
July 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
In Spain the Hacienda is the tax office.
July 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Call it HR - Employee wellbeing role play

It's kind of true and the 'role play' bit will mean nobody will go anywhere near it.
June 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
To be fair, it might be a few hundred yards to get to the Wetherspoons, then another few hundred and four flights of stairs to find the toilet.
June 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Is there any wonder people go for illegal options?
June 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I'm starting to warm to Badenoch based on that list.
May 25, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Sorry for the old joke but....

If she finds out and leaves you because you're obsessed with football would you be sad because you'd been together for 7 sesdons?
May 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM