A sneezing bean animation might be the cutest thing ever though.

But also your leg contains 9,000-11,000 calories.

It’s from the latest episode of Ask Hank (Green) Anything.

Your kid is going to be just fine.

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*Clap*

Finally an institution that recognizes the utility of having FU endowment money is being able to say FU when necessary.

The career civil servants yearn for the mines

That sounds like a stressful situation, have you tried cashing it at a Chase branch?

As a former TSLA shareholder and still current Tesla driver (The R2 cannot come soon enough), the stock needs to continue to drop like a stone until the feckless Board is moved to kick him to the curb. A bottomed-out stock will also give a new, competent CEO a fresh start.

Is this Planet Money? You’d think for someone so absolutely dependent on carbon credits, government rebates, and government contracts, Musk would be one of the biggest cheerleaders for the good that government can do in the world. Instead he’s ginning up baseless accusations about Social Security.

Endpapers, five stars.

Grade AA joke there

Does this end with me, a private citizen, having to pay to advertise on X or he will dox my tax information?

This is adorable, now I’m thinking a Poptarts pouch for actual Poptarts.

Those are great pieces, you’d be making some nerdfighters very happy

The same way that John crowdfunded an AFC Wimbledon player, can Nerdfighteria pool our funds and buy a congressperson? They seem cheap, and affordable.

Each episode of their podcast, Dear Hank and John, includes a segment about AFC Wimbledon - the fourth tier football club in question, and Mars, a cold, dead rock in space. It was a great primer for me to get into it and I had no prior interest in the sportsball.

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