“In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessings. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.”
― A.A. Lewis

"Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal?" -Jesse Pinkman

Give Mendoza the Heisman.

My life is like a Panenka penalty shot.

Trump was an "FBI informant." That's the funniest shit I've heard all year.

"Girl, I am high on PCP."

It's Mother's daaaaaaaaaay

With 5 minutes left, I almost turned off the Duke vs. Houston game last night and went to bed. Glad I didn't because I saw the best Final Four comeback since the '05 Illinois vs. Arizona game.

"Here's to feeling good all the time." -Cosmo Kramer

I have finally done it. I beat The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. It took me almost a year and a half. Easily the best game I have ever played.