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@alfranken.bsky.social Governor Al Franken..... who is with me?
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
waffle recipe: consult wafflemaker manufacture for cooking times

wafflemaker manual: cooking time varies by recipe
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I think it's funny when authors with unique names go out of their way to include a middle initial. Like yeah Ursula K. Le Guin, we were really going to confuse you with Ursula J. Le Guin
December 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
when will science invent the Side Quark?
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Brother Ali is white??
December 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
is there actually anything to do on Bluesky besides reading random people making sorta good jokes?
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I like Presidents without vagina necks
October 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
the pervasiveness of AI is starting to drive me insane
October 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
JESUS CHRIST NEWS PEOPLE THAT'S A REPTAR COSTUME, NOT A BARNEY THE DINOSAUR COSTUME
October 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
why is shopping for contact lenses the most annoying process in the world?
September 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
grok is doing it again lmao
September 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
so... is nobody going to mention Kash Patel using white supremacist dog whistles in that presser?
September 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I cut my thumb open opening a jar of pasta sauce. Not from the lid, but from dried sauce on the rim. I didn't even know that was possible.
February 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM