This might be easier to say than internalize, but I think anyone who would hold something like this over you isn't anyone to take seriously.

The WSJ sure hasn't found ethical consumption under capitalism. 🙄

I'm addicted to pop, too. I'm doing good if I only have a couple in a day (I used to drink 6 or so), but even that is only possible if what I am drinking is flavored.

the pics you took are fucking ART - killer hair, btw

In less exciting news, the mail also brought Spiro and and a jury summons.

So many jojo characters are like this for me

Very cool, I'll have to narrow down the list some other way, though...

I've got step one down, how do I know if any of the names I've considered are cunty?

Skylings? Bluetiful people?

I converted my old laptop to mint. It's still not the fastest thing (shoulda done the bare bones), but it is still miles ahead of the bloat-ridden HP windows 8.

Can I just name drop a 🏴‍☠️ source here?

My little 12oz Baja Blasts aren't cutting it!

Onlookers reports were too explicit to repeat on this broadcast.

Gock Eisley Cantina, a tavern popular with the underground prog-racing scene on the planet Trantooine, was the site of a steamy bacchanal last night. As the local Mutt gang of puppy girls attempted to muscle in on the prog-racer's hormone production ring, tensions quickly boiled over into passions.