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This one goes out to all the soccer moms who said I could be on the radio. | 35, he/him | Potentially 🔞, you've been warned.
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IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
December 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
IT IS GLORY TO BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES BUT TO ALSO BATHE IN THE SHOWER.
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My body is a machine that turns white monsters into repair bills
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My body is a machine that turns white monsters into repair bills
All these DDoS attacks against XIV have really helped with getting in gooner prog time
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
All these DDoS attacks against XIV have really helped with getting in gooner prog time
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Marisa Stole the Precious AllSpark
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Marisa Stole the Precious AllSpark
Every time I hit a cluster of AI-involved content while doomscrolling youtube shorts it makes me want to swan dive into a wood chipper
October 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Every time I hit a cluster of AI-involved content while doomscrolling youtube shorts it makes me want to swan dive into a wood chipper
Mm, probably shouldn't be sipping whiskey on the clock. Gonna have to pick up another bottle after I get paid.
October 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Mm, probably shouldn't be sipping whiskey on the clock. Gonna have to pick up another bottle after I get paid.
Patiently waiting for payday next week so I can check out the material on blumvox instead of snapping on it because I'll probably need the gas money before then
October 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Patiently waiting for payday next week so I can check out the material on blumvox instead of snapping on it because I'll probably need the gas money before then
So like, labubus are just fumos for gen z kids right
August 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
So like, labubus are just fumos for gen z kids right
Ough, moist from the rain
August 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Ough, moist from the rain
Like... y'know, ñah.
August 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Like... y'know, ñah.
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Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory
August 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Do not ask how much time I actually spent on this, I hope this is satisfactory
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It's summer, and you know what that means? Project Justice is back for it's 5th appearance at @evo.gg BYOC!
🗓️ Friday 8/1, 4PM PT
🎮 PS4
🪪 Signup: start.gg/pjevo2025
🎁 Bonus prize pool: matcherino.com/t/pjevo2025
🎞️ Trailer: @chairgtables.lamedimension.moe
#projectjustice #evo #evo2025 #byoc
🗓️ Friday 8/1, 4PM PT
🎮 PS4
🪪 Signup: start.gg/pjevo2025
🎁 Bonus prize pool: matcherino.com/t/pjevo2025
🎞️ Trailer: @chairgtables.lamedimension.moe
#projectjustice #evo #evo2025 #byoc
July 9, 2025 at 12:19 AM
It's summer, and you know what that means? Project Justice is back for it's 5th appearance at @evo.gg BYOC!
🗓️ Friday 8/1, 4PM PT
🎮 PS4
🪪 Signup: start.gg/pjevo2025
🎁 Bonus prize pool: matcherino.com/t/pjevo2025
🎞️ Trailer: @chairgtables.lamedimension.moe
#projectjustice #evo #evo2025 #byoc
🗓️ Friday 8/1, 4PM PT
🎮 PS4
🪪 Signup: start.gg/pjevo2025
🎁 Bonus prize pool: matcherino.com/t/pjevo2025
🎞️ Trailer: @chairgtables.lamedimension.moe
#projectjustice #evo #evo2025 #byoc
Man, four more weeks...
I feel both totally unprepared yet completely hyped to start grinding out voiceover gigs once the end comes
I feel both totally unprepared yet completely hyped to start grinding out voiceover gigs once the end comes
July 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Man, four more weeks...
I feel both totally unprepared yet completely hyped to start grinding out voiceover gigs once the end comes
I feel both totally unprepared yet completely hyped to start grinding out voiceover gigs once the end comes
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Real talk, I regret spending a dime on anything past my Associate's. In my situation, it was enough to get my foot in the door and keep me comfortably employed. Hell, the man who hired me said my hobbies did more to land the job than an expensive piece of paper lmfao
July 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Real talk, I regret spending a dime on anything past my Associate's. In my situation, it was enough to get my foot in the door and keep me comfortably employed. Hell, the man who hired me said my hobbies did more to land the job than an expensive piece of paper lmfao
I am literally fighting for my life right now (status: mild tummy ache)
July 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I am literally fighting for my life right now (status: mild tummy ache)
Be honest:
Would you the bird
Would you the bird
July 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Be honest:
Would you the bird
Would you the bird
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June 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Howdy! Here's something I drew a day ago, mostly just an in-joke between friends of parodying Aqua Team Hunger Force and Samurai Jack.
May 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Howdy! Here's something I drew a day ago, mostly just an in-joke between friends of parodying Aqua Team Hunger Force and Samurai Jack.
Ough, got a little cwispy from being out in the sun all day while spending time with the family at the water park
May 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Ough, got a little cwispy from being out in the sun all day while spending time with the family at the water park
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