Quotes out, you are. Blatantly. Anyway this boy is constantly trying to 1-up me now, so I troll the fuck out of him for a while until I get bored. A couple hours go by, and suddenly when I come back, he’s somewhat civil (for a male) ????? What is your deal kid

Pick that as their target to insult, instead of my arguments or gender. Of course, I wasn’t going to let that shit slide, so I insulted the fucker back, and he goes on about how “oh [his] bullies call [him] that!!” and even tried to say they “bully [him] because [he’s] ‘sexist’”. Get those (2)

I hate it sm especially when it’s a top comment like NO. Would you STOP

KITTAYYYYY

I’ve never played but I’m scrolling and reading posts while half asleep and tead this as “read drunk redemption” and had to do a double take

Depends what they’re into. But if we’re talking a blank slate, I’d try Minecraft. They can do literally anything, and I think all of us remember how liberating and enjoyable playing for the first time was

My favourite corny dad knock knock joke:

A: Knock knock?
B: Who’s there?
A: Brittany
B: Brittany who?
A: Knock knock?
B: Who’s there?
A: Oops, I did it again!