@timeagan.bsky.social
I had to do it on the traeger grill thing. Only place it will fit.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I had to do it on the traeger grill thing. Only place it will fit.
I spatchcocked a 24 lb bird this year, by the end I felt like a Civil War surgeon. Got it done but it was Not Pretty.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I spatchcocked a 24 lb bird this year, by the end I felt like a Civil War surgeon. Got it done but it was Not Pretty.
Not really much else to say at this point that hasn’t already been said.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Not really much else to say at this point that hasn’t already been said.
That’s all anyone is talking about today at work. Guess I don’t have to renew my license, suckers!
November 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
That’s all anyone is talking about today at work. Guess I don’t have to renew my license, suckers!
As seen in Norway
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
As seen in Norway
Because you’re not a fucking monster. I think.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Because you’re not a fucking monster. I think.
I can hear the writers teeth gritting all the way in Norway
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I can hear the writers teeth gritting all the way in Norway
I hate that I know what most of those things are. Just a shit timeline.
October 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I hate that I know what most of those things are. Just a shit timeline.
Good luck with your new followers
October 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Good luck with your new followers
Just acceptable mediocrity, starting from the owner on down.
October 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Just acceptable mediocrity, starting from the owner on down.
Don’t let the nephrologists hear you use that kind of language
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Don’t let the nephrologists hear you use that kind of language
That’s subpar blocking, for sure
October 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
That’s subpar blocking, for sure
Because they were terrified of you
October 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Because they were terrified of you
Is that Goo-sky or Goosky? Branding is key
October 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Is that Goo-sky or Goosky? Branding is key
Been in Japan for a week and thankfully haven’t gotten that, just a lot of sad looks and head bowing
October 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Been in Japan for a week and thankfully haven’t gotten that, just a lot of sad looks and head bowing
It really is though
September 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It really is though
Dude, that’s like ‘I’m getting a kidney transplant’ number of tubes
September 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Dude, that’s like ‘I’m getting a kidney transplant’ number of tubes
I feel like labeling this as “self harm” is missing the mark in an important way
September 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I feel like labeling this as “self harm” is missing the mark in an important way
In my head your real name is like Pasta McDeadlift. Which is a great name.
September 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
In my head your real name is like Pasta McDeadlift. Which is a great name.
Legitimately thought you were talking about the Thorns, I was like ‘I don’t know about great, their coach is terrible and oh, you mean the city’.
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Legitimately thought you were talking about the Thorns, I was like ‘I don’t know about great, their coach is terrible and oh, you mean the city’.
That’s a handsome young man, right there
September 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That’s a handsome young man, right there
Like seroquel well. Seroquwell? Is that a thing?
September 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Like seroquel well. Seroquwell? Is that a thing?