Sometimes the phrase “failure to thrive” randomly enters my brain and i think damn whos the heartless bitch that came up with that

Damn pooping never gets old does it

exercise boosts energy > too tired to exercise > need more sleep to be less tired > sleep too much to make time for exercise > guess i’ll die

I really hope bluesky isnt like threads, which finally got me to take the bait and download after an instagram preview showed me a post by a pregnant nb transmasc in a polycule complaining about their partner(s) not doing the dishes

Literally listening to lorde. Wtf happened to her? Doesnt she know we need her right now? Her and frank ocean better be cooking up something extra juicy for me

Not to be a bitch but i cant believe i have to work tomorrow and next week and indefinitely. Like what is this elaborate scam ive been roped into??????

I.e. when everyone was posting their “.bsky” handles lol

I was calling bluesky “biskee” in my head before i knew what bluesky was and now i cant stop

My uber driver told me he loved me last night before i got out of the car. He literally said “i love you”