I'm switching to Anthropic for an app I'm building because OpenAI doesn't have an IPv6 endpoint... in 2025.

Sorry, I'm not going to pay $45 a year extra just so I can have an IPv4 address to talk to your API.

Thank you, github copilot, for covering up part of the line of code I need to read with an offer to explain it to me, with no way to dismiss or scroll past the button.

I always thought this door handle was weirdly warm to the touch... Guess I wasn't imagining it.

Why yes, I *did* spend a few hours today writing a mod for Valheim that forwards player metrics to a Datadog dashboard.

Me: Hey ChatGPT, how can I modify a file's "change time" so I can test some code?

ChatGPT: Well, you *could* write a kernel driver

When outlook.com addresses first started becoming available, I snagged a pretty neat four letter email address. This is 10 days of spam on that address.

I have a joke about kernel debugging but