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dfw | just trying to be nicer | If I don't answer leave a message on the machine

get your medal at @altheroes.bsky.social

or don't, i'm not your boss
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Gizmodo headline: As Windows Turns 40, It's 'Evolving' Into a Bloated AI Slop Machine
November 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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replying to unrelated bsky staff posts with whatever mod action you're mad about is antisocial and just fuckin rude and its an instablock from me
Simpsons character Jasper Beardly seen holding a paddle in his career-defining role as the That's A Paddlin' meme
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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that's the way you do it
blocky appliance store CGI guy from the Dire Straits video
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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the way this goes from reasonable to what the fuck in five distinct, equally spaced increments is pure poetry
"The barred owls are not hurting anybody. They're just doing what nature teaches them to do. We're going to change nature? Kennedy said in a speech before the Senate. "We're going to control our environment to this extent? We're going to pass DEI for owls?"
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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"Napei Infant Bathtub Recall" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
November 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Andrew Cuomo and Eric Adams smiling and giving a thumbs up to the camera at a basketball game. Neither will be NYC mayor next year.
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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i miss colbert report
a monkey riding on a galloping lamb while shooting a pistol, with the title "Monkey on the Lam"
October 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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this is not as good as i remember but not bad for a monday
a brown bottle of Abita Brewing Co.'s Purple Haze Raspberry Lager
October 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Registration failed notification service error 3
October 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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YES
the arrested development wizard meme except it's "We demand to see small stuff again"
October 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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reaching out to the manager of microsoft regarding this abuse
a screenshot of my Azure bill showing that I owe $0.11 for the month of September
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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oh no
a weather map of the atlantic ocean showing a new potential hurricane forming in the next 2-3 days a list of the 2025 atlantic hurricane names the name of the next storm will be Jerry
October 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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our phones were supposed to look like this
Al communicating with Ziggy on the original Quantum Leap series
October 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Ken M: we are ALL waffles on this blessed day :) Amanda: Speak for yourself Ken M: i am ALL waffles on this blessed day :)
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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long overdue
screenshot from a Vercel email asking me to verify my account deletion
September 30, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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the dem establishment is chronically unable to rise and meet this moment
Axios headline: Jeffries praises Eric Adams for "courageously" serving NYC
September 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Tim Apple is gonna force me into therapy
a screenshot from the airdrop screen on macos. it says No People Found There is no one nearby to share with.
September 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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the astronaut always has been meme, uncaptioned
September 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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i've gone and done it

i just ordered a macbook air
meme/screenshot from The Star War where Obi Wan says "you were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them"
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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can't unsee a happy little clown
0 comments 0 likes somehow looks like a lil guy
September 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Neville-Chamberlain-ass party of cowards

we deserve better than this

maybe
A resolution to honor conservative activist Charlie Kirk and condemn his assassination has been the subject of frenzied talk among House Democrats this week as some lawmakers grapple with how to vote on it. Why it matters: Kirk was not beloved by Democrats, but some in the party fear that anything short of a unanimous vote for the resolution could be a messaging coup for Republicans.
September 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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i assure you, it is not
a message from openfront.io which says "Your alliance with Wine is about to expire!" with buttons for Focus, Request to renew, and Ignore
September 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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cuban authorities are asking for any information on this individual wanted for questioning
Antonio Banderas
September 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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my cloud costs have DOUBLED in just a few short months
my azure bill for the month of august showing a balance due of $0.02
September 10, 2025 at 11:55 AM