Tim Burdon (he/him)
@timburdon.bsky.social
Kicking at the darkness till it bleeds daylight.
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
June 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?
I’m in London. I don’t like coming to London. But it does mean I get to eat incredible Ethiopian food 🇪🇹
June 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I’m in London. I don’t like coming to London. But it does mean I get to eat incredible Ethiopian food 🇪🇹
Even more disgusting than watching her eat a mouse that had been alive just seconds earlier was having to clean up the entire contents of her stomach about 30 minutes later.
June 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Even more disgusting than watching her eat a mouse that had been alive just seconds earlier was having to clean up the entire contents of her stomach about 30 minutes later.
Excited to read about this late announcement of headliners for the blues stage at Glastonbury. A long overdue performance by Chris P, Smoky Tofu and Herbie Ricebowl.
June 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Excited to read about this late announcement of headliners for the blues stage at Glastonbury. A long overdue performance by Chris P, Smoky Tofu and Herbie Ricebowl.
Feeling grateful for a wonderful Canadian friend who send me a gift of maple syrup. This is the way to start a #BankHoliday. 🥞 🍁 🍌 ☕️ 🇨🇦
#Canada #Breakfast #Pancakes #Vegan
#Canada #Breakfast #Pancakes #Vegan
May 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Feeling grateful for a wonderful Canadian friend who send me a gift of maple syrup. This is the way to start a #BankHoliday. 🥞 🍁 🍌 ☕️ 🇨🇦
#Canada #Breakfast #Pancakes #Vegan
#Canada #Breakfast #Pancakes #Vegan
Universal cereal bus
May 22, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Universal cereal bus
Today I used a pink fishing net to get some tadpoles out of the river. They now live in my pond. This made me feel like a happy little 10-year-old.
May 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Today I used a pink fishing net to get some tadpoles out of the river. They now live in my pond. This made me feel like a happy little 10-year-old.
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics
May 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics
I hate having to set this one.
May 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I hate having to set this one.
A tiny bit of my head was on TV.
May 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A tiny bit of my head was on TV.
How to Bank Holiday Monday:
1. Meet lovely friend
2. Sit together in silence in Buddhist temple
3. Enjoy delicious lunch and conversation
4. Attempt bike ride then realise cycling shoes are at home
5. Borrow flat pedals from bike shop
6. Ride bike in forest
7. Listen to Johnny Cash
1. Meet lovely friend
2. Sit together in silence in Buddhist temple
3. Enjoy delicious lunch and conversation
4. Attempt bike ride then realise cycling shoes are at home
5. Borrow flat pedals from bike shop
6. Ride bike in forest
7. Listen to Johnny Cash
May 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
How to Bank Holiday Monday:
1. Meet lovely friend
2. Sit together in silence in Buddhist temple
3. Enjoy delicious lunch and conversation
4. Attempt bike ride then realise cycling shoes are at home
5. Borrow flat pedals from bike shop
6. Ride bike in forest
7. Listen to Johnny Cash
1. Meet lovely friend
2. Sit together in silence in Buddhist temple
3. Enjoy delicious lunch and conversation
4. Attempt bike ride then realise cycling shoes are at home
5. Borrow flat pedals from bike shop
6. Ride bike in forest
7. Listen to Johnny Cash
My lovely horse running through the…field.
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the…wind?
My lovely horse you're a pony no…more.
Running around with the man on your back like a train in the night,
WAIT, WAIT, I CAN DO THIS BIT
like a train in the…night.
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the…wind?
My lovely horse you're a pony no…more.
Running around with the man on your back like a train in the night,
WAIT, WAIT, I CAN DO THIS BIT
like a train in the…night.
May 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My lovely horse running through the…field.
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the…wind?
My lovely horse you're a pony no…more.
Running around with the man on your back like a train in the night,
WAIT, WAIT, I CAN DO THIS BIT
like a train in the…night.
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the…wind?
My lovely horse you're a pony no…more.
Running around with the man on your back like a train in the night,
WAIT, WAIT, I CAN DO THIS BIT
like a train in the…night.
With the lights out
It’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid
And contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
Yeah
It’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid
And contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
Yeah
May 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
With the lights out
It’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid
And contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
Yeah
It’s less dangerous
Here we are now
Entertain us
I feel stupid
And contagious
Here we are now
Entertain us
Yeah
When did bowler hats stop being popular? As a kid it was a kinda stereotype. Seems like ancient history now.
April 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
When did bowler hats stop being popular? As a kid it was a kinda stereotype. Seems like ancient history now.
Update: police have released startling new photographic evidence in the Easter Bunny murder case.
April 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Update: police have released startling new photographic evidence in the Easter Bunny murder case.
Official mugshot in a murder case that will cause shockwaves.
Inhuman shrieking was heard in the night. This morning a body was discovered. Formal identification proving difficult because the entire head was missing but no-one has seen the Easter Bunny since yesterday. Sorry kids, no eggs next year.
Inhuman shrieking was heard in the night. This morning a body was discovered. Formal identification proving difficult because the entire head was missing but no-one has seen the Easter Bunny since yesterday. Sorry kids, no eggs next year.
April 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Official mugshot in a murder case that will cause shockwaves.
Inhuman shrieking was heard in the night. This morning a body was discovered. Formal identification proving difficult because the entire head was missing but no-one has seen the Easter Bunny since yesterday. Sorry kids, no eggs next year.
Inhuman shrieking was heard in the night. This morning a body was discovered. Formal identification proving difficult because the entire head was missing but no-one has seen the Easter Bunny since yesterday. Sorry kids, no eggs next year.
Why is this the headline? Rats and kittens are about the same size. If anything, rats are bigger than kittens. I’d be more concerned if a cat gave birth to kittens the size of rats.
April 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Why is this the headline? Rats and kittens are about the same size. If anything, rats are bigger than kittens. I’d be more concerned if a cat gave birth to kittens the size of rats.
…and as surely as it sets, it rises again. #Northumberland
March 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
…and as surely as it sets, it rises again. #Northumberland
Photo doesn’t do justice to the atmospheric way in which the smoke from the burning moorland heather drifted across the sky as the sun set in my little corner of #Northumberland this evening.
March 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Photo doesn’t do justice to the atmospheric way in which the smoke from the burning moorland heather drifted across the sky as the sun set in my little corner of #Northumberland this evening.
Good morning from beautiful #Northumberland.
March 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Good morning from beautiful #Northumberland.
Today I rode my bike down a track in the forest and found my way blocked by fallen trees. It was so beautiful that I just had to stop and be. Not sure how long I stayed, seemed like time didn’t matter there. A little hidden corner of the world where it was only me. And trees. And birds. And God.
March 9, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Today I rode my bike down a track in the forest and found my way blocked by fallen trees. It was so beautiful that I just had to stop and be. Not sure how long I stayed, seemed like time didn’t matter there. A little hidden corner of the world where it was only me. And trees. And birds. And God.