Tim Bob
@timbobbobs.bsky.social
Funny gay coastal grandpa with a questionable past.
“Frederick, why don’t you work?” they asked.
“I do work” said Frederick. “I gather sun rays for cold dark winter days.”
“I do work” said Frederick. “I gather sun rays for cold dark winter days.”
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“Frederick, why don’t you work?” they asked.
“I do work” said Frederick. “I gather sun rays for cold dark winter days.”
“I do work” said Frederick. “I gather sun rays for cold dark winter days.”
I hate Gay Halloween. Why didn’t everyone just dress as Hyacinth Bucket?
November 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I hate Gay Halloween. Why didn’t everyone just dress as Hyacinth Bucket?
I will not have the opportunity to dress as a member of the lollipop league this Halloween. It would have been hard to settle on which one any how.
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I will not have the opportunity to dress as a member of the lollipop league this Halloween. It would have been hard to settle on which one any how.
God I look like my father. He left the world an a snowy Buffalo Halloween 2 years ago. He doesn’t leave my heart or my thoughts for a second. He is my constant companion even the face in my mirror. Also Happy Halloween. This celebration of the dead and the living should always be happy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
God I look like my father. He left the world an a snowy Buffalo Halloween 2 years ago. He doesn’t leave my heart or my thoughts for a second. He is my constant companion even the face in my mirror. Also Happy Halloween. This celebration of the dead and the living should always be happy.
I hate gay Halloween. So.. one of you is Donald Trumps hairpiece and the other is his mother’s.
October 29, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I hate gay Halloween. So.. one of you is Donald Trumps hairpiece and the other is his mother’s.
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Maude’s boa?
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Maude’s boa?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy?
October 29, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you are Mrs. Slocombe’s pussy?
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the raw meat that Joan Crawford kept feeding Christina.
October 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you’re the raw meat that Joan Crawford kept feeding Christina.
Pizza Friday. Clam and anchovies & Margherita. #pizzafriday
July 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Pizza Friday. Clam and anchovies & Margherita. #pizzafriday
A week or so in the lives of the baby robins living under my deck. O
July 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
A week or so in the lives of the baby robins living under my deck. O
Wildlife update from Twin Willows Apiary:
Momma Turkey and her babies are living here at Twin Willows. It’s hard to see the babies through the plants but if you look carefully, they’re following her.
Momma Turkey and her babies are living here at Twin Willows. It’s hard to see the babies through the plants but if you look carefully, they’re following her.
July 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Wildlife update from Twin Willows Apiary:
Momma Turkey and her babies are living here at Twin Willows. It’s hard to see the babies through the plants but if you look carefully, they’re following her.
Momma Turkey and her babies are living here at Twin Willows. It’s hard to see the babies through the plants but if you look carefully, they’re following her.
Enjoying BBQ with friends in Austin TX.
July 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Enjoying BBQ with friends in Austin TX.
Onetime?!?! The NY Times Crosswords think they can shade Tetris!? Onetime, my Aunt Fanny, Tetris is eternal.
July 2, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Onetime?!?! The NY Times Crosswords think they can shade Tetris!? Onetime, my Aunt Fanny, Tetris is eternal.
Sometimes I wonder how my life would’ve turned out if I had just stuck with the whole cowboy thing…
June 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Sometimes I wonder how my life would’ve turned out if I had just stuck with the whole cowboy thing…
I never came out to my grandma who died when I was 23. I did say that marriage was unlikely. She replied:
“My uncle was like that… lovely tenor voice… died of the drink.”
And if you knew how incredibly clever, my grandma was, you’d know that was her way of telling me that I wasn’t the only one.
“My uncle was like that… lovely tenor voice… died of the drink.”
And if you knew how incredibly clever, my grandma was, you’d know that was her way of telling me that I wasn’t the only one.
June 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I never came out to my grandma who died when I was 23. I did say that marriage was unlikely. She replied:
“My uncle was like that… lovely tenor voice… died of the drink.”
And if you knew how incredibly clever, my grandma was, you’d know that was her way of telling me that I wasn’t the only one.
“My uncle was like that… lovely tenor voice… died of the drink.”
And if you knew how incredibly clever, my grandma was, you’d know that was her way of telling me that I wasn’t the only one.
I live here with my husband. It’s all I’ve ever wanted.
May 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I live here with my husband. It’s all I’ve ever wanted.
Me screaming at the trump administration.
April 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Me screaming at the trump administration.
Wearing this on the beach in Florida I’m afraid I’ll be arrested for wearing a bathing suit that doesn’t match the gender assigned at birth. Luckily I’m in Amelia Island a tiny bit of loveliness in this god forsaken state.
April 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Wearing this on the beach in Florida I’m afraid I’ll be arrested for wearing a bathing suit that doesn’t match the gender assigned at birth. Luckily I’m in Amelia Island a tiny bit of loveliness in this god forsaken state.
I feel like Meta took the intense criticism and threats to leave the platform that i was on about a few weeks ago very seriously Because when I use the Meta AI tool, this is what I look like shirtless. And might I just say, all is forgiven God bless you, Mark Zuckerberg. 
March 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I feel like Meta took the intense criticism and threats to leave the platform that i was on about a few weeks ago very seriously Because when I use the Meta AI tool, this is what I look like shirtless. And might I just say, all is forgiven God bless you, Mark Zuckerberg. 
What AI thinks I look like swimming in the pool with my granddaughter.
February 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What AI thinks I look like swimming in the pool with my granddaughter.
Despite all my righteous indignation. I guess I’m sticking with Facebook. I’m not sure what to do to make an impression on the damage I see all around me. I’m overwhelmed and scared. I do know one thing. I won’t figure it out without the friends I’ve made along the way. Seriously though #eattherich.
February 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Despite all my righteous indignation. I guess I’m sticking with Facebook. I’m not sure what to do to make an impression on the damage I see all around me. I’m overwhelmed and scared. I do know one thing. I won’t figure it out without the friends I’ve made along the way. Seriously though #eattherich.
My first Pizza Friday since the accident. Perfect cast iron pizza. #pizzafriday
February 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My first Pizza Friday since the accident. Perfect cast iron pizza. #pizzafriday
January 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Bette Midler already tried this
January 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Bette Midler already tried this