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Tim Martens
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Dad - IT Guy - Baha Man
Illinois basketball should make the Balkan Lynx it's mascot for 2025-26 hoops bsky.app/profile/loca...
WCIA: Cal transfer Andrej Stojaković commits to Illinois

CHAMPAIGN, ILL.-- Illinois basketball has added a major transfer portal target. Andrej Stojaković announced his commitment to Illinois on social media. The Serbian-Greek guard will suit up for the Illini as his third...
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April 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
March 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
All the talk is to boycott Amazon. That's child's play.

If you have Prime, just keep ordering. Order a lot. And then return it all. Then order again. Then return again. Just keep having them pay your shipping back and forth over and over and over.
March 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
hockey fights
February 16, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My concept for the Super Bowl LX logo
February 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Petition: play the Super Bowl in the Rose Bowl again
January 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Funny so many people were worried about Bo Callahan because no one came to his birthday party and not because of who his agent was.
January 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
normalize banana bread as the entire dinner
January 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
A minions movie, but it’s also the purge
January 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
roundball rock
January 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Just changed a diaper while suctioning my daughter’s mouth and holding her g tube from spilling. This is my AND1 mixtape.
January 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
When I used to be a eucharistic minister, I’d throw in a “body of Chris” every 10 or 15 handouts just to see if someone would notice.
January 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Forgetting that Ruben Studdard’s “Sorry 2004” was 20 years old this entire year is my “Sorry 2024”
December 30, 2024 at 5:33 AM
December 5, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Just me or is sharing the Spotify wrapped the equivalent of telling someone your dreams?

You think people care…no one does…
December 5, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I challenge anyone to find a closing credit song that feels more off from the vibe of the movie than the song in the credits of The Santa Clause
December 1, 2024 at 3:00 AM
thankful af
November 28, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Almost forgot to properly protect myself from this new social media

i DO NOT give BLUE SKY permission. to share ANY of my pictures or personal infomation to ANYONE or, to print ANYHING off of my computer

There…I’m safe.
November 12, 2024 at 11:00 PM
kinda forgot i had this and was going to use it for all the important thoughts i had during the day, so guess it’s time to get back at it…

my dream is still to buy an old bank and convert it into a sub restaurant and we send you your sub through the drive through tubes
November 12, 2024 at 3:16 AM
honestly if you tell me that you’re “hear to say” something within the first verse of a rap, I know it’s about to be really good
April 6, 2024 at 3:46 AM
I have yet to meet a dog that I wouldn’t rank ahead of all but about ten people in the world.
February 24, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Being 35 and looking back on what college life was like, the nostalgia seems to never go to the parties and fun. I now just think “man, i had so much time for naps.”
February 23, 2024 at 10:24 PM
For Hire: Produce Guide

Job Role: You arrive just ahead of me at my grocery store and cut down any produce I grab by 3/4.

Example: I grab eight bananas. You rip off six and put them back on the shelf. I question it. You say “there’s not even room in the freezer for banana bread bananas anymore.”
February 22, 2024 at 10:24 PM
At this point, if this baby’s first words aren’t “wow, you really did a nice job of blending the wall color with the new flooring in this nursery, mother” then what is all this planning for?
February 21, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Bears are not so good
September 24, 2023 at 11:33 PM