I wanna go back to a time before I knew who Elon Musk was.

People are so miserable and lonely it’s like oh my life is unfulfilling and alienating you know what would help? Being a bigoted anti social loner asshole. Yeah great idea moron

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.

Why this look like they’re waiting for Flav to give out the last clock?

Coincidence? I think not

I think my biggest tv/movie heartbreaks ever have been the following:

1. Lion King
Ugly Betty (IYKYK)
That one Pokemon movie omg

I really don’t understand this whole ‘stay on Twitter and fight’ thing. You’re jousting with bots and reply guys and wading through ads it’s not Waterloo.

trying to get people on here makes me feel like i’m running a pyramid scheme

Building my TL brick by brick 🧱

i like how we’re like “omg you made it you’re here!” as if we all had to travel through the void to get here and not just switch apps